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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Anybody who is not a fat tub of shit could beat him if the players had to walk the course instead of driving their golf carts right onto the greens and tee boxes because he would stroke out on or before the first par 5. edti: I really wish just once before he finally dies somebody would just laugh in his face and say "Do you actually believe the bullshit you are spewing right now?"
  2. lol. At first I thought maybe the map was rotated. I had to actually check to make sure it was oriented correctly.
  3. Wait, did the crap just slide out the back, or did the tail gate actually collapse?
  4. If that bus had been a F350 with a deer slayer on the front, that dude would be dead.
  5. TIL that Maine has a football team (and a college).
  6. well shit, its a slow day at work. <cracks knuckles>
  7. Like this would ever happen.
  8. @immamac move post/thread if you want.
  9. Are they going to "take some of the thunder" or "steal some of the thunder" from Tesla?
  10. Absolutely worthless human garbage. (Couldn't find another Houthi thread.)
  11. Is that a deliberate typo or a Freudian one?
  12. Says the guy (Tom Cotton) who is on a government health plan. And a damn good one, at that. Fucking hypocrite. Edit: As a government employee, Pearl is probably also on a government health plan.
  13. Lol at Clarence in the back. Also, before I pick seat #9, can I assume Large Marge will keep her shoes on?
  14. "Something is seriously wrong." Uh huh. Keep going, you almost got it. You're sooooo close.
  15. Dirty Sixth. Start at I-35 and stroll west.
  16. I was looking at that picture and shaking my head. Then I scrolled down and saw the shoes. Funniest thing about that gag is the shirt he's wearing.
  17. So Harris has got this correct? Can I relax now?
  18. pass the pos rep on to your fellow gun forum poster.
  19. High Plains Drifter

    High

    I realize I'm a month too late, but booze can take the edge off a trip.
  20. How much does each traitor have to pay to get "tribute"?
  21. Yesterday as I was getting into the truck to drive home from work, I see wife's fob for her car in the back floorboard of my truck. When I got home I handed it to her saying only "I found your fob." I didn't ask how the hell it ended up in the back floorboard of my truck, which she hasn't driven in weeks, and she drove her car the day before. Or why it wasn't on her keychain. She asks where I found it. I say the floorboard of my truck. She starts to explain, and I just say "It doesn't matter."
  22. Idoits killed a skunk last night. After rolling around in it for a while, they brought it up on the porch. They were so proud. Bon Bon the terrier mix wanted to play tug of war with it. She didn't understand why I didn't want to play with them, since she loves tug of war with me (Jack the black lab mix doesn't do the tug of war thing). Nor did they understand why they had to sleep outside last night. Nor will they understand why they are getting a bath when I get home.
  23. Huh, what, oh yeah judge getting sued, fine, whatever. Now tell me more about that reporter.
  24. If that was the team responsible for the twitter loan, they should have all been fired.
  25. Anybody who was violent on the grounds of or entered the capital that day should spend the rest of their traitorous lives in prison. Anybody who entered the capital with a weapon, even an improvised weapon, handcuffs, body armor, mace, combat helmet, or any other military gear should get the death penalty.
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