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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Sean Penn would have been great as Butch.
  2. Would you choose the shark or electrocution?
  3. Friend's wife huh? I'm calling bullshit. No way that hag has any friends.
  4. Why would somebody need to register at a booth outside DPS? I don't know Ken, lets think about that for a minute: Option 1: Stand in a long line for more than an hour, miss work, talk to a rude asshole, AFTER having to get an appointment days in advance on a glitchy website because you ratfucks have destroyed any sort of civil service that anybody in any other functioning state or country would take for granted; or Option 2: talk to the hippie or mom manning the table outside. Quick, easy, pleasant. It really is a mystery, you POS ratfuck.
  5. This is how I recycle at least a little water. I put a five gallon bucket under the spigot in the bath tub/shower, where nobody ever takes a bath. All the water that is wasted while you wait for the water to get hot goes into the bucket. After three of us (me, wife, daughter) or maybe less if someone showers upstairs, the bucket has maybe three gallons in it. I take that water outside and pour it on one of my fruit trees. Every day a different tree. Sure, maybe a little soap/shampoo/whateverthefuckmydaughterputsonherhair gets in the bucket, but I don't think the fruit trees care. Might even make my peaches taste better, who knows.
  6. Beating DoTArd like an orange step child is the only policy that matters right now.
  7. Isn't "Stolen Valor" against the law? Aren't people sometimes prosecuted for that shit? Or do you actually have to gain something of tangible valor for it to be illegal? @surlylawdogs
  8. Even is she prevails in the electoral college without georgia, Harris needs to be suing the fuck out of those cocksuckers. And pressing federal charges. This is in addition to the mob that should storm the capital, of course.
  9. A-Rabs invented algebra?
  10. Ha Ha Hey doTArD, Bill fucked your wife.
  11. I think El Paso has the largest inland desalination plant in the world. Their drinking water started going brackish years ago, and this was their solution.
  12. How many of those assholes collect rainwater? I realize its the desert, but even if annual rainfall is only say 10 inches, if you collect all that off the roof of a medium size house, that is thousands of gallons of water a year collected. The Rio Grande is drying up, and it should be absolutely no surprise that nearby wells are drying up as well. The aquifer and the river are the same milkshake-- take a slurp out of one, the other also goes down.
  13. All the AI generated images that have overtaken the various threads are making me surly.
  14. to be fair, cats can be pretty furtive.
  15. lol big orange chief got scalped by the Indians.
  16. My step dad did 20 years as an Air Force SP. Never once had to draw his sidearm, although he'd tell me stories about cracking skulls of unruly drunks or wife beaters with a baton. When we were kids, we adopted a German Shepard puppy that we had to give up because it was too aggressive to strangers once he was full grown. The entire family drove down from Austin (he was stationed at Bergstrom back when it was an AFB) and gave the dog to the SPs at Lackland. The dog trainers made sure he wasn't gun shy, and took him away. My sisters and I were bawling our eyes out. Homer was a good dog, even if he didn't like strangers.
  17. No shit. years ago, I was hiking in Washington, not far from the Canadian border, and came across two brown bear cubs. They saw me and turned tail, one climbed a tree and the other ran off. I speed walked back down that trail in the other direction. Pucker factor extreme.
  18. Yeah but that would require some work and smarts. Easier to commit fraud.
  19. Because Putin/Russia is their ideal of anti-woke.
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