High Plains Drifter

At least you don't have to spend an hour looking for the battery. Well don't you feel like an asshole now.

wearing a MAGAT hat takes the punchableness to another level

Did you say "Well, its about goddamned time!"

When news came down that Texas A&M was hiring Trev Alberts as their new Director of Athletics, shockwaves were sent throughout the collegiate athletics landscape. Alberts has been a leader in the industry for quite some time, and is an alum of Nebraska. For those reasons, Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move. I had a seismic move this morning after my second cup of coffee.

Huh. I was guessing wrong hole.

calcium deposits

Well, to be fair, as a member of the "left wing" I want open borders, unclean and unsafe cities, a bankrupt America; I think racism against all races is great, and as a bonus I want to cut off the dick of every male under the age of 18. So he's got a point.

When I worked at Barton Springs Pool as a lifeguard back in the day, there was this poster in the first aid room of a kid diving into shallow water. There was a girl yelling at him "Dave, don't dive, that's the shallow end!" Then a picture of Dave paralyzed in a wheel chair. The caption said "Dave will never dive again." Except that it was two lines centered so the caption actually said Dave will never dive again. Some clown with great penmanship took a sharpie that exactly matched the color of the caption and wrote in the word "muff" at the beginning of the second line. Matched the font perfectly. Unless you looked really really close you couldn't tell the word had been added.

China come on down!

and beagles. You can call the cops if there are noise ordinances. Good luck with that. You can sue in small claims court. You might try one of those high frequency emitters that send out a high pitch noise that is painful to their ears when they bark. Stick it in the ground as close to the barking dog as you can get it. However, my mom tried one on the dog across the fence line and it didn't really work. Depends on the dog I guess.

There is no fucking way that the sheriff, other deputies, even the local judges and prosecutors, local mayors, local cops, didn't know this shit was going on. Lock up every single fucking one of them. Lock up their wives, parents, children over 12, lock up anybody who is facebook friends with them, lock up anyone who voted for them, lock up anyone they owe money to. Like when a single case of avian bird flu is found in a flock of chickens, you destroy the entire flock. Same idea applies here.

Husband breathes a sigh of relief and enjoys the flight in blissful silence. Chuckling to himself he thinks "Fuck those assholes in first class, let them deal with her shit."

This doughy bitch choad speaks as a Turning Point representative, and when asked about TP's leader's racist statements, says he can't comment. getthefuckouttahere also, what the fuck with the dog?

Bring it again and get a different judge?

thatsthejoke.meme

"Russia, if your listening...."

If you are driving, try to drive from San Sebastian along the ocean road. Don't remember what its called, but it follows the northern coastline pretty closely for a ways out of San Sebastian. Very scenic coastlines, cliffs, and small villages along the way, although not nearly as fast as a highway. If you are a foodie, San Sebastian is the place to be. If you are into art or architecture, Bilbao is the place to be.

Hopefully he'll suicide by ODing on his pills. (I'd rather see him die in prison, but this would be an acceptable alternative.)

I think you got that backwards.

I'd drop Madrid before Barcelona. No question.

Yes, definitely worth it. Its been 20 years, and I toured the northern coast and the Basque region (Spain and France) on bicycle. Parts were along the Camino de Santiago, more or less. Day drunks in dive bars would buy me drinks (sidra mostly) if they thought I was following the Camino (I wasn't but they didn't know that). Also made it down to Pamplona for the Running of the Bulls (San Fermin). Check that madness out if you have the chance. Lots of tourists there for that though. Loved the area around San Sebastian and the northern coast. Very scenic, beautiful country, friendly people. Great beaches. Bilbao is very cool, great architecture. Beautiful little towns along the coast, not very touristy at all (at least back then). The entire Basque region is pretty awesome actually, and the food is absolutely incredible. I'm not a world traveler, but I have been around some, and that area is one of the favorite places I've been to. People are friendly and gregarious, just don't mouth off about Basque independence in any dive bars. In some of those bars, you are in Euskadi, not Spain.

strangely specific

#teambeachbears

why is that motherfucker not in prison?