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High Plains Drifter

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  1. She doesn't know any black people. you forgot c) has bigger hands
  2. This summer when we were leaving France going to GB on the chunnel train, there were two lines at the passport control: one for EU citizens, one for everybody else. Some idiot from Great Britain gets in the EU line, then throws a hissy when he finally gets to the front and is told he is in the wrong line and will have to wait in line again in the correct, non-EU line. Customs guy says real loud "Hey you voted for Brexit, not me" Everybody in both lines laughed at his dumb ass.
  3. I'm guessing asshole baby
  4. Am I the only one that doesn't know what a gayper is? And no, I'm not goggling that shit at work.
  5. https://www.newswest9.com/article/news/local/firefighters-battle-the-large-structure-fire-in-the-downtown-alpine-area/513-9136284a-938e-43ea-8766-57a939679709 ALPINE, Texas — According to the Brewster County Sheriff's Office Facebook page, the Alpine firefighters battled a large structure fire located in the downtown Alpine area on Sunday, May 26. The fire was contained this evening to the already damaged structures and is not spreading. The Alpine Volunteer Fire Department was assisted by firefighters from Marathon, Marfa, Fort Davis and various fire crews from the Forest Service. It was reported that one firefighter was transported to Big Bend Regional Medical Center for treatment. It is advised for the public to continue to avoid the downtown area as the fire crews continue to work. NewsWest 9 will continue to update this story when more information becomes available. Don't we have a few surly-ites in the area?
  6. stupid shit husbands do thread is not here. You should maybe start it with this post.
  7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  8. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/two-hours-mocking-arizonas-attorney-general-rudy-giuliani-served-birth-rcna152905 The simulation is developing a sense of humor
  9. What is total horseshit is him comparing his vote to not certify Biden's victory to other votes by democrats (and republicans) to not certify when Bush or The DoTarD won. The difference is this: Cruz's objection was part of a sustained, serious attempt to not allow the legitimate winner to take office, while those other votes were all symbolic bullshit and were not an attempt to overturn the election.
  10. Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch.
  11. If you listen closely to Biden, you can hear/see him doing exactly this. Sounds like fairly short pauses at random places in his speech.
  12. College football is already dead, we just haven't realized it yet
  13. AI killing google would take some of the sting out of eventually bowing down to our new AI overlords
  14. Prepare you anuses (ani?) because its coming to Texas as well. Only a matter of time.
  15. No fuck that. You want shit left behind on your computer when you leave the webpage, you opt in to that.
  16. Hey, Lou, what happened to that bail of mj that we confiscated? Its like half the size it was last week. Oh, uh, yeah, um, rats ate it, yeah, that's what happened, rats ate it.
  17. If I could do it all over again, I think I might would go this route.
  18. good god this. By the front door, there are two switches. One for the porch light, one for the light over the covered parking. I'll leave the parking light on, she'll come home, turn on the porch light, and leave the parking light on as well. We've lived here for 18 years.
  19. Helium leak? What do they need helium for? I mean, other than making funny voices of course.
  20. stepping on shit barefoot in the hallway hits close to home
  21. his return post would get so much rep the internet would freeze up
  22. A masterpiece of responding to controversial remarks without actually responding to controversial remarks.
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