High Plains Drifter

Fuck all those maps, I'm in the dark green "above avg" precipitation outlook in every single one of them, and we haven't gotten a drop since before thanksgiving. Not even a few drops of dew off the metal roof. Its so dry and cold you go outside and think your nose is running and its actually bleeding because your nasal linings have frozen and cracked open. We are going to freeze and burn at the same time. As in freezing while wild fires burn it all. Single digits last night, and not even a layer of frost on the car windshield this morning. This time last year we had eight inches of snow on the ground and me and my daughter went sledding. And it was probably 15-20 degrees warmer.

Abbott and Texas and DPS making BP fascists look like the good guys. The guys who pour out water left in the desert for dying immigrants are the good guys. Those humorless fucks who ask you if you are a US citizen on the way back from El Paso, and who will search your car for hours if you look sideways at them, are the good guys. I don't believe in an afterlife, but I wish Hell did exist so Abbott can burn it for eternity.

coyotes gotta eat too

Which will be appealed. Then appealed again. Ad naseum. DOtarD will be in the grave before he pays a fucking penny to anybody.

The OG of FAFO stories.

We always hear about the ones that get caught. Makes me wonder about the ones that don't get caught. As in, which beach are they sitting on while earning 20%?

"I got no balls? Have you not seen the video?" (Turns to aide/toadie) "Get this bitch a copy of the video."

My go to is "Marco." Then if they yell my name out, I always answer with "Polo!"

not a goddamned thing

Announce that its going to help cover people's travel costs when they have to leave a state to have an abortion.

lol A&M isn’t our Rittenhouse, it’s our Rittenhome

a punt or kick off return going to the house.

wrath for getting caught, not for being one.

He should have posted: Yeah, I sharted, go fuck yourselves.

Because they really aren't that good?

We have got to pressure Penis. Also, lot of bitch ass in this thread.

Looks better than Justice League

My all time favorite: These are posted on the door to the lab:

some good fishing off the horn of africa

The idea of my wife or daughters actually trying to use a set of socket wrenches for anything is both hilarious and frightening.

fucking NPR this morning had the Georgia Republican party chair on air. Asked him something about DoTArd's not being on the ballot in Colorado. Guy said the constitution says to be president you have to be 35, natural born citizen, and lived in country for 14 years. Said nothing about #4. NPR pussy doing the interview just let is slide, no push back, nothing. edit: linky poo if you want to listen https://www.npr.org/2023/12/22/1221128946/georgia-gop-chair-discusses-colorado-ruling-disqualifying-trump-from-primary-bal

off the top of my head: Ramones Pubic Enemy

Never go full aggy

fixy

Two drop off lanes at my daughter's school. After drop off, both lanes T into another road, the right lane has to turn right, the left lane has to turn left. Probably 1 out of every three days, some cop parks in the right lane just past the drop off point, gets out and chit chats with the school employees who direct traffic and kids at the drop off point. This forces people dropping off in the right lane to have to merge into the left after the drop off, which causes traffic to back up. This cop could literally park 20 feet away in an actual parking spot and not block any traffic. Infuriating. I mean, I'm glad a cop is there. Helps prevent assholes being assholes in the drop off area, make everyone feel safe (although after Uvalde maybe not so much). But goddamn, there are a hundred other places the cop could park that wouldn't cause a traffic jam. Of course then the cop would have to walk 20 feet. I realize compared to shooting and lying and drunk driving and crashing into night clubs, its not a big deal, but it shows the entitlement and lack of giving a fuck.