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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Obama beating that fuck at golf would be glorious. No carts, walk 18 holes. Bone spurs wouldn't last.
  2. lol look at the last frame of the video in this tweet
  3. We had a dog years ago (terrier mutt mix, rescue) that would just kind of randomly get seizures. We only actually witnessed a handful at most over a period of 5 or so years, probably had some we never saw. Vets could never find anything wrong, dog lived to a ripe old age. Seizures lasted maybe a minute (but seemed lot longer) and she would recover pretty quickly. Half an hour later, back to normal. vets told us the seizures look a lot worse than they are. Anyway, hope that helps.
  4. Based on the look of the surrounding vegetation, that's going to happen to both houses at some point anyway when the inevitable wildfire comes.
  5. I hope that they subpoena all the texts, correspondence, meeting minutes, whatever, and it comes out they decided against FSU because the committee is sick of hearing that goddamn war chant over and over and over during their games.
  6. Sat evening I'm sitting on the couch, watching the end of the army-navy game. Its 6 pm. Wife comes downstairs and the following conversation ensues: Wife: Don't forget we're going to that play tonight. Me: Right. Wife: Its at 8. Me: Got it. Wife: We probably need to leave no later than 6:30. Me: Ok Wife: (Gives me a look) Me: I'll be ready by 6:30. Wife: Okayyyyy... Guess who was sitting in the truck with the engine running at 6:35, while the two female members of the household were not ready?
  7. That's one way to feed the seagulls, I guess.
  8. Elmo told the advertisers on twiiter to go fuck themselves, and I did nothing because I was not an advertiser on twitter. Elmo told the FCC to go fuck itself, and I did nothing because I was not part of the FCC. Elmo told the IRS to go fuck itself, and I did nothing because I was not part of the IRS. And then Elmo told me to fuck myself, and nobody did anything because who gives a fuck what Elmo says?
  9. Last time I flew to the LA area, I flew into Long Beach. Smallest American commercial airport I've ever flown into/out of.
  10. OU is a bigger rivalry, but I hate aggy so much more. OU is (usually) a worthy opponent. aggy just brings shame to the great state of Texas. edit to add: I reserve the right to rekindle my pig hate after we begin playing them regularly again.
  11. This Nick Fuentes guy is Troll Supreme. Convince me otherwise. The danger of course is that the MAGATs and fascists and christian nationalists are too stupid to realize that they are getting trolled, and will actually implement such plans if they take power.
  12. It is part of the aTm system. Its charter is to fight, prevent, educate and research wild fires. It is also involved in forest management, wildlife management, resource conservation, pest control, etc, but a lot of those duties are more the purview of other actual state agencies (TX Parks and Wildlife, Tx Dept of Agriculture, etc). I was not aware that it is in charge of any disaster response, other than acutally fighting wildfires. I presume that like other state agencies, it is staffed by primarily aggy grads. I had the misfortune to work for the Tx Dept of Ag for three years, and those fucks gave me shit daily about being a UT grad. I believe I was the only professional in the area office that was not an aTm grad. edit: may have been a Sul Ross or Texas St grad in the mix somewhere.
  13. all mammals can swim. And that's my contribution. (cue some asshole with the one exception to that rule)
  14. shouldn't the thread title be "Random wheels doing random wheel things?"
  15. If those community notes are correct, that guy is not a journalist. Newsflash, having a twatter account does not make one a journalist.
  16. free speech! one of those university presidents should have mentioned that during their questioning. edit: Hell, they should have mentioned everything in this post.
  17. I fucked a longhorn band trombone player sometime back in the 80s, so I'll always be band fan.
  18. Subway cashier (yeah I know) told me that everybody on the clock at the time split the touchpad tip.
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