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  1. High Plains Drifter
    I could be wrong, but I think in Florida, its a criminal offense if you don't leave them alone for a night by the time they are ten or so.
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    I'll bet money he has CTE
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    three way triangle of hate bro
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    I have literally never mowed my "yard", which is basically a fenced in cow pasture. Between the dogs and drought (and yes, neglect), there is nothing to mow. I do have to occasionally weed eat around the trees that I water to keep from dying.
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    lets not forget he pretty much ran the show when the US overthrew the democratically elected president of Chile and installed a puppet dictator, which ended up causing decades of misery for that country. https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB437/
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    Many years ago, we went on safari in Kenya. Stayed at this "Ecolodge" that was just across a river from the preserve. The rooms were just permanent tents. To get to the bar or restaurant, you had to walk outside. Baboons would come into area and fuck shit up. The rules were: 1. Never leave anything outside your tent. It would be gone in seconds, stolen by a baboon. 2. If you wanted to walk somewhere (to the bar, your car, whatever) at night, you turned on a light, and a guy with a spear would come to escort you to protect you from the baboons. None of the locals or natives were concerned about leopards, cheetahs, lions, hippos. They stayed away from anyplace with humans. Baboons however, did not GAF, and would fuck you up if you tried to scare them off, or whatever.
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    I had to explain to my wife, very slowly using only simple words, that if gas somewhere else is ten whole cents a gallon cheaper, and we get ten gallons, that would only be one dollar difference in price. Not really worth driving across town, or even across the street, imo. Especially when compared to the number of phone chargers she and my daughter lose and replace weekly. Speaking of phone chargers, the wife and kid fight constantly over their iphone phone chargers. Borrowing each others, leaving them in the car/school/office, losing them, whatever. I blissfully have an android, have two chargers (one at work, one at home), and haven't ever had to replace either.
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    our microwave is similar, but it doesn't explode at 6 or 23 seconds. It will explode at 6 or 23 minutes. I would kill all you assholes if I could just once use the microwave and it only has 6 seconds on it. Yes, she will program 30 minutes on the microwave and stop it after 1 minute and some random seconds, leaving 28+ minutes on it.
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    Big tough generals and admirals, with tears in their eyes, called me on the phone. "Sir!" They always call me sir. "Sir! thank you for what you are doing" they said.
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    fixy
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    would...depending on the price
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    Who are you talking to?
  14. High Plains Drifter
    Please tell my you told her 'The correct nomenclature is "Jizz Jar.""
  15. High Plains Drifter
    uh, Hugo Chavez? maybe?
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    Driving our opponents before us and hearing the lament of their women would be nice.
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    This is the point. A system that works the way its supposed to for only the rich and white. Maybe when someone like DoTArd and his little gang of insurrectionists are treated the same way nonviolent drug offenders are treated, the system will be fixed.
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    smdh. Youth, wasted on the young.
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    I'll have a turkey melt. And. Uh, and an egg roll And. OK, a lemonade And. Uh, that's all And. No, that's it. 3 dollar.
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    Oswald was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. He got off three rounds with an old Italian rifle in only six seconds, and scored two hits, including a head shot. He showed what one motivated marine with a rifle can do.
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    does anybody know if the prepare your anus thingy is a pos or neg? edit: if its neg, I owe you one @safe sex
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    at this point, pilot should just give the "signal", all crew put on their gas masks, and then just flood the cabin with with chloroform or something. Even if I was a passenger, I'd be ok with that solution.
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    Yah, if she's so senile she can't remember to move it on Sunday, she shouldn't be driving, especially a F150.
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    I don't think DOtaRd actively did anything. Its more like "Hey dadykins, this guy's father paid the Gimp and I money so you need to give him a pardon. Sign here."
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    At least such a system would mean that this thread abortion wouldn't exist. edit to add: Like the last few years playoffs were "compelling TV". Like watching a game that lasts over three hours, where half that time is the same ten commercials repeated ad naseum. Like seeing in high def from five different angles in slow motion if the guys toe was one inch on this side of the line or that side of the line while the ref spends ten minutes looking at his monitor to "Make sure we get it right" is compelling TV. Compelling TV lol.

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