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High Plains Drifter

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  1. That second shingles shot really sucked. That shingles shot is no joke. Sorest shoulder and worst general feeling like shit I ever had after a vax.
  2. I don't laugh at three year letterman, I laugh at the responses to three year letterman.
  3. how about 10 fake identities, a Sig Pro with an extra clip, and 10 grand in multiple currencies?
  4. Davis Mountains in west Texas
  5. Fuck all those maps, I'm in the dark green "above avg" precipitation outlook in every single one of them, and we haven't gotten a drop since before thanksgiving. Not even a few drops of dew off the metal roof. Its so dry and cold you go outside and think your nose is running and its actually bleeding because your nasal linings have frozen and cracked open. We are going to freeze and burn at the same time. As in freezing while wild fires burn it all. Single digits last night, and not even a layer of frost on the car windshield this morning. This time last year we had eight inches of snow on the ground and me and my daughter went sledding. And it was probably 15-20 degrees warmer.
  6. Abbott and Texas and DPS making BP fascists look like the good guys. The guys who pour out water left in the desert for dying immigrants are the good guys. Those humorless fucks who ask you if you are a US citizen on the way back from El Paso, and who will search your car for hours if you look sideways at them, are the good guys. I don't believe in an afterlife, but I wish Hell did exist so Abbott can burn it for eternity.
  7. coyotes gotta eat too
  8. The OG of FAFO stories.
  9. We always hear about the ones that get caught. Makes me wonder about the ones that don't get caught. As in, which beach are they sitting on while earning 20%?
  10. "I got no balls? Have you not seen the video?" (Turns to aide/toadie) "Get this bitch a copy of the video."
  11. My go to is "Marco." Then if they yell my name out, I always answer with "Polo!"
  12. Announce that its going to help cover people's travel costs when they have to leave a state to have an abortion.
  13. lol A&M isn’t our Rittenhouse, it’s our Rittenhome
  14. a punt or kick off return going to the house.
  15. wrath for getting caught, not for being one.
  16. He should have posted: Yeah, I sharted, go fuck yourselves.
  17. Because they really aren't that good?
  18. We have got to pressure Penis. Also, lot of bitch ass in this thread.
  19. Looks better than Justice League
  20. My all time favorite: These are posted on the door to the lab:
  21. The idea of my wife or daughters actually trying to use a set of socket wrenches for anything is both hilarious and frightening.
  22. fucking NPR this morning had the Georgia Republican party chair on air. Asked him something about DoTArd's not being on the ballot in Colorado. Guy said the constitution says to be president you have to be 35, natural born citizen, and lived in country for 14 years. Said nothing about #4. NPR pussy doing the interview just let is slide, no push back, nothing. edit: linky poo if you want to listen https://www.npr.org/2023/12/22/1221128946/georgia-gop-chair-discusses-colorado-ruling-disqualifying-trump-from-primary-bal
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