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High Plains Drifter

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  1. If those community notes are correct, that guy is not a journalist. Newsflash, having a twatter account does not make one a journalist.
  2. free speech! one of those university presidents should have mentioned that during their questioning. edit: Hell, they should have mentioned everything in this post.
  3. I fucked a longhorn band trombone player sometime back in the 80s, so I'll always be band fan.
  4. It was their most modestly priced receptacle.
  5. Subway cashier (yeah I know) told me that everybody on the clock at the time split the touchpad tip.
  6. Here's a Rube Goldberg machine I built a few years back. Feel free to borrow any ideas.
  7. "ooze" jfc.
  8. Video cuts off right before AI says "All carbon based life forms must be exterminated."
  9. somebody on twitter tweet that to that fucker.
  10. The only way I can watch sports on ESPN, or any other channel for that matter, is muted with a strip of paper across the bottom of the screen so my eyes aren't continually drawn to Div II volleyball score updates, every minute on the minute. Oh, also DVR'd. I start about an hour after kickoff. After fast forwarding through the endless BK and insurance commercials, incessant replays, and mindless drivel they call a halftime show, I'm usually finishing watching the game right about the time it actually ends.
  11. pos rep for taking the pics when there is somebody sitting in the passenger's seat. Or maybe that's God, his copilot?
  12. All those rabid FSU fans, and its like none of them watched the ACC championship game. smh.
  13. No just stumbling back to the hotel after drinking too much.
  14. Seen it before, but why not? It kicks all kind of ass: Karl Urban, Lena Heady
  15. Ordered something online, not from amazon, and at checkout it asked for a tip.
  16. fixy. Also, the law has been failing with respect to dOArD for decades. He'd been criming for decades before the escalator ride.
  17. Between the lifts and the coat squeezing his diaphragm, he's lucky to be able to stand at all.
  18. Wife turned on the TV last night. I heard like 15 seconds from the other room before she changed the channel. Sounded like a Jerry Springer show- everybody yelling, audience whooping it up.
  19. Do you even cell phone flop out bro?
  20. Two friends and I got robbed at gunpoint in the Quarter in May of 2005. We were being stupid: It was late, there weren't many people around, and yes we were very drunk. That was 18 years ago, but I'll say: Don't be stupid and you should be fine.
  21. This Johnson jerk looks like the kind of guy who practices smiling in front of the mirror.
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