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High Plains Drifter

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  1. i like that KL/BJ shirt.
  2. Did y'all actually look at the background? Obviously a low income, primarily black neighborhood. In other words, any random civilians killed were probably guilty of something anyway.
  3. Same same but different but still the same is every thing now has a little red light on it. And somewhere along the line, the extension cords went from one little red light to one little red light and two green lights.
  4. Y'all just going to let this just slip by?
  5. I guess y'all are barbarians.
  6. Assuming you aren't barbarians and flush every time you shit/piss, the toilet water is probably fresher than the water in the dog bowl. Dogs can smell this, and therefore given the choice, prefer the toilet water. Except my idiot black lab. He prefers the water in the bird bath- full of dead spiders and bird shit.
  7. I was just in Midland this past Saturday. If it wasn't such a god-forsaken shithole, I should've stopped by this guy's church on Sunday morning with sign quoting Matthew 19:24.
  8. Rode this from SA to Palm Springs. Then back about a week later. Very nice scenery for most of the journey. Should have gotten a sleeper car though. Much better than a bus, in every way possible. Even better then flying coach, although of course it takes much longer. However, you do have to interact with poors and minorities.
  9. You can't drop out of college! I used to dream of going to college! Oh, yeah? When did you dream of going to college? When I fell asleep in high school!
  10. Now that's what I call Marine Biology!!
  11. Let me help you with that MM: @ROFL BOX
  12. Elon appears to be sucking in the gut. At least Dell looks reasonably fit. 50 year old men go bald. Its called nature. Own it. 50 year old men's faces look like they are 50 years old. Again, nature. Own it. What's next guys, calf implants?
  13. Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it. Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on.
  14. Austin may be a shitshow, but its our shitshow, bygawd.
  15. counterpoint: He drives a cyberturky
  16. For local races (county judge, whatever) I always ask the wife.
  17. I think #2 is the answer, at least originally. Then it just becomes the thing to do. Also, more manly to sit in a giant F250 (F stand for freedom, don't ya know) than in a living room. Also, they can wear their studly sunglasses. Also, wives and kids won't make fun of them, at least in person. The Swiftian irony (see what I did there) posted above is just making fun of the car thing.
  18. MIA's Theory of General Stupidity
  19. I'm just hoping he picks dOTarD to win the election
  20. I don't know if you are a MAGA-tard or not. I DO know you are a regular tard.
  21. AJ Brown is a beast, but he's also a dumbass if he actually thinks he would get "kicked out of the league" for doing what Kelce did to Nick Siri.
  22. Last night during the game the wife asked me what the score was and I responded "49s 19, Chiefs 16, Tay Tay sightings 3." At some point I asked my daughter who the orange haired chick in the booth with Tay Tay was, and got roasted for not knowing. Apparently she(?) is some rapper who's name I have already forgotten that was in Barbie. God, dad.
  23. Its about Charlie Strong?
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