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High Plains Drifter

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  1. I had to explain to my wife, very slowly using only simple words, that if gas somewhere else is ten whole cents a gallon cheaper, and we get ten gallons, that would only be one dollar difference in price. Not really worth driving across town, or even across the street, imo. Especially when compared to the number of phone chargers she and my daughter lose and replace weekly. Speaking of phone chargers, the wife and kid fight constantly over their iphone phone chargers. Borrowing each others, leaving them in the car/school/office, losing them, whatever. I blissfully have an android, have two chargers (one at work, one at home), and haven't ever had to replace either.
  2. our microwave is similar, but it doesn't explode at 6 or 23 seconds. It will explode at 6 or 23 minutes. I would kill all you assholes if I could just once use the microwave and it only has 6 seconds on it. Yes, she will program 30 minutes on the microwave and stop it after 1 minute and some random seconds, leaving 28+ minutes on it.
  3. Big tough generals and admirals, with tears in their eyes, called me on the phone. "Sir!" They always call me sir. "Sir! thank you for what you are doing" they said.
  4. Please tell my you told her 'The correct nomenclature is "Jizz Jar.""
  5. Driving our opponents before us and hearing the lament of their women would be nice.
  6. This is the point. A system that works the way its supposed to for only the rich and white. Maybe when someone like DoTArd and his little gang of insurrectionists are treated the same way nonviolent drug offenders are treated, the system will be fixed.
  7. smdh. Youth, wasted on the young.
  8. I'll have a turkey melt. And. Uh, and an egg roll And. OK, a lemonade And. Uh, that's all And. No, that's it. 3 dollar.
  9. Oswald was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. He got off three rounds with an old Italian rifle in only six seconds, and scored two hits, including a head shot. He showed what one motivated marine with a rifle can do.
  10. does anybody know if the prepare your anus thingy is a pos or neg? edit: if its neg, I owe you one @safe sex
  11. at this point, pilot should just give the "signal", all crew put on their gas masks, and then just flood the cabin with with chloroform or something. Even if I was a passenger, I'd be ok with that solution.
  12. Yah, if she's so senile she can't remember to move it on Sunday, she shouldn't be driving, especially a F150.
  13. I don't think DOtaRd actively did anything. Its more like "Hey dadykins, this guy's father paid the Gimp and I money so you need to give him a pardon. Sign here."
  14. At least such a system would mean that this thread abortion wouldn't exist. edit to add: Like the last few years playoffs were "compelling TV". Like watching a game that lasts over three hours, where half that time is the same ten commercials repeated ad naseum. Like seeing in high def from five different angles in slow motion if the guys toe was one inch on this side of the line or that side of the line while the ref spends ten minutes looking at his monitor to "Make sure we get it right" is compelling TV. Compelling TV lol.
  15. like anybody reads anything other than the last one or two posts. 37 pages and counting, fuck that I ain't reading that shit.
  16. Next year it'll be the same shit, except everyone will be talking about top 12 (or whateverthefuck) instead of top 4. Rankings determining who gets into the playoffs is bullshit. We need 8 or 16 conferences, each conference champ gets in with random seeding. Whoever is left can squabble over the bowls. That or we go back to the system with just bowls and polls, no playoff and no NCG.
  17. Finally looked at the house. 100 years old. Needs new roof and has foundation issues. Pass.
  18. Just missed it, but I did drive through Johnson City yesterday.
  19. I remember that. I walked from campus down to the capitol to see his speech. I remember he was really sunburned.
  20. In high school I dated this chick who drove a VW rabbit that had these fucked up seat belts that connected to the door so that when you got in, the shoulder strap of the seatbelt was already across your chest. You could unhook them from the door, but then the car wouldn't start. Sometimes the connection would be a little loose, and the car wouldn't start and you had to unhook then rehook the seatbelt to the door to get the car to start. So one night she calls me and says her car wont' start. I ask her if she unhooked then rehooked the seatbelt to the door. "Yes, yes of course I checked that." I drive to where ever she is, unhook the seatbelt and rehook and the car starts up.
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