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Napoleon

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  1. Great paragraph from ESPN’s game summary. I will include the paragraph before. ”Germany were not making things easy for themselves. Sjoeke Nüsken had a penalty saved in the 68th minute, and the former champions were struggling in attack with only seven shots, compared to 18 from their opponents. The majority of referee Tess Olofsson's calls also went against Germany, with only a few being correct. She called 50 fouls across 120 minutes -- but only showed five yellows -- making the game too stop and start for either team to really get going.” https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/45776906/germany-defy-odds-reach-euro-2025-semifinal-france-crash-yet-again What a fucking sentence! France is devolving into Un pays de merde! and their women’s team is a shining example of this. They are such trash. Really enjoyed seeing them lose to a 10 woman squad from Deutschland! A team of whiny cheating cunts.
  2. I’m in Montpellier to watch the Tour start out on Tuesday. Staying with friends, but a negative first impression of the city, will refrain from spending money here and will likely leave town after the race departs on Tuesday. Will scout out the Tour plans after I wake up.
  3. And a smidgen of a jumbo Romance.
  4. There was Seaman all over that shot.
  5. Polar opposite of the England vs Norway shootout. So many of these women’s kicks would have scored on men’s keepers. They cut away to a commercial as they showed Ralph Macchio crying on the field. I felt a little bad. France is a very skilled team who couldn’t stay onside as they tried to retake the lead.
  6. So many of the German women look like they gleefully worked at Concentration Camps. Not to make any accusations about their character, just to stereotype. I think that Germany’s 4th kicker was subbed on late in the 2nd OT… only to miss off the crossbar.
  7. The two keepers are two of the most androgynous keepers to ever face off at the professional level, men’s or women’s. Nice kick by Minge🇩🇪.
  8. France was already playing Ralph Macchio at right back and now they just sent in a dude wearing a training bra. How many boys can one girls team play in a tournament game?
  9. This game is both exciting and off the charts on the ugly players scale, but I am sitting here in France pulling for Germany because my god does the French team like to CONCACAF. Find the French Arab #7 very attractive, but would have sent her off due to yellow card accumulation early in the 2nd half.
  10. I wish that tattoos were outlawed. In the stands, I like the Italian women’s player in the NY Yankees cap. She’s cute. Their goal scorer is not so cute.
  11. https://fanbanter.co.uk/14-penalties-5-scored-9-missed-saved-england-dramatically-through-to-womens-euros-semi-final/?
  12. Just turned it on for the 4th round of kicks. Swedish keeper is cute. Sucks at PKs though. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kelly has the confidence of an Argentine PK taker.
  13. The winning goal was sweet! Other than a slightly large forehead, the LB* for Norway, who was beaten on both Italian goals, was pretty darned cute. *Guro Reiten may have been a midfielder, but seemed to be the LB on both goals.
  14. Go team! All your 5-stars are belongs to us! 🤘
  15. You are allowed to use one hand to stop the ball as long as you commit to falling while you do.
  16. Cobolli was getting the same molestation in front of 15K to 20K fans. Those massage guys work that thigh like they are prepping their boy for a pounding in a Turkish bath. The fact that they can coolly act like they are getting a shoe shine at the airport is some great compartmentalization on their parts.
  17. Does he get flabby every summer?
  18. 👆 I think he’s the next Luka Doncic.
  19. The people at Roland Garros gave her a chunk of a wall in the press area (maybe?). These two kids are still in it at Wimbledon.
  20. I only need to start with the city I was born & raised in… DALLAS, TX to crush that “universal theory”. Honorable mentions… 1) In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' 2a) Upper East Side v Upper West Side (Manhattan) 2b) West Village v East Village (Manhattan)
  21. His grammar wasn’t perfect and his “natural born Americans” was a bit ignorant, but he sounds like a good human being. Guess that if your a journalist that covers a subject that most of the country doesn’t care about, you try to stir shit up so that people read your work/ listen to what you have to say, to “educate” themselves. It must be upsetting to have the team captain pour water on your whining attempt to draw attention to the subject you cover. If the USMNT filled the stands with supporters for every game, year-after-year, then the tournaments would have to be moved around.
  22. That’s lower head over upper head.
  23. In the… “This isn’t about Wimbledon, it’s about ME!” category… I am doing a tour of this place tomorrow. https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/page/stadium-tour-roland-garros-philippe-chatrier-court-infos-tickets-prices If anyone wants to dox me, I will be in the 1:30pm English speaking tour. I may stock up on shit that is on sale in the shop.
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