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Napoleon

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  1. Report back with the number of guys sporting Tolkin’s hairdo.
  2. Ecuador is #2, behind Argentina, in CONMEBOL World Cup qualifying right now, but no one without Latin American ties could name a single person on that team. Normally Ecuadorean fans would fill the stadium, but with Herr Stephen Miller in charge of ethnic cleansing, I don’t see those fans attending fútbol matches anytime soon.
  3. What is the actual definition of “par”? And how is it actually calculated? I ask, because if the best players in the world cannot achieve “par” scores, then perhaps “par” is not being calculated correctly.
  4. 1) I don’t care much for the team at the moment. 2) I would like to see the list of friendlies played by Berhalter. I much rather lose to Türkiye 🇹🇷 & Switzerland 🇨🇭 than destroy Grenada 🇬🇩 & Bermuda 🇧🇲. I’m just glad that Argentina 🇦🇷 tied it up late in the qualifier vs Colombia 🇨🇴.
  5. Mount Rushmore = solid stone You can’t get much more stone than Stonie Clark.
  6. How do you feel about Johnny Football Cardoso? Isn’t it ironic? Deep Thought: If we win the Gold Cup, we will really highlight how fucking worthless that tournament is.
  7. Tolkin has been watch entirely too much “Soccer Made In Germany” videos from the late 1970s and has sought out a German barber to take him back to that time. PS- As bad as his hair is, Tolkin is light years better than Arfsten.
  8. Big Soccer game thread. Matt Turner getting his props. https://www.bigsoccer.com/threads/united-states-vs-switzerland-6-10-8pm-et.2135448/ LUNA is in! I'm back on the 🇺🇸 bandwagon!
  9. Full Disclosure: I am pulling for Switzerland right now. 🤷‍♂️ Deport me.
  10. Switzerland 🇨🇭 3 : 0 🇺🇸 USA 33’ Netherlands 🇳🇱 3 : 0 🇲🇹 Malta 33’ “I believe that we are Malta! I believe that we are Malta! I believe that we are Malta! I believe that we are Malta!”
  11. LB Afsten is who we thought he was.
  12. ESPN2 has “Athletes Unlimited Softball League” on right now. Some team (not a college that I know) vs another team (that is not a college that I have a decades’ long opinion of). Here’s the kicker- BOTH teams are wearing black pants. I only pull for teams that wear WHITE pants. 🤷‍♂️ This is not going to become part of my summer sports rotation. Now if the softball league backed by MLB knows what is good for their league, on if the teams will ALWAYS be wearing white pants.
  13. I thought that Conte was leaving Napoli (because he and the sporting director don’t like each other) and returning to Juventus. What happened? 🤌🤌🤌 EDIT: Apparently things were smoothed over enough for him to stay one more year.
  14. Emma Raducanu looking lovely and playing some exquisite grass court tennis at Queen’s today. Highlights: https://www.wtatennis.com/videos/4282541/raducanu-defeats-bucsa
  15. Nice!! [insert Instagram search screenshot] Hook ‘em! 🤘
  16. What if we held two different soccer tournaments in the USA that no one gives a shit about? Wait, wait, wait… I am not done. What if we held these tournaments AT THE SAME TIME? In the meantime, we will have a paramilitary group with total immunity and zero oversight or accountability roaming the country targeting events that are popular with Latinos, immigrants, and first & second generation American citizens who will kidnap whomever they want, separating families, and shipping people out of the country? Sound like an amazing idea? We did too!! Narrator: It was not an amazing idea.
  17. PAC 12 sends THREE teams to Omaha! Break up the PAC 12! They’re too good!! oh… bitch-assed overrated SEC whiners can’t handle the truth. I’m pulling for the PAC 12 + Murray State & Coastal Carolina. Won’t mind if Louisville wins it though. Will be making LSU & Arkansas voodoo dolls tomorrow.
  18. I was looking at “Facebook stories” and a friend since childhood, who has always been in a different economic bracket than I, posted a few photos from her Sunday. She’s in Paris with a couple of friends and one of the friend’s daughter and they went to see a tennis match yesterday. Side Note #1: Cropped & marked out to protect the non-Surly from Surly. You can see the GREEN shirt & b/w striped shirt on the left. Clearly Señor Álcaraz. They got a photo in front of Patrick before the match. Side Note #2: Patrick dated one of my classmate’s sister while the two were at Stanford. On one visit to Dallas, Patrick played indoor soccer with our summer team. (He wasn’t very good, but that was understandable.) That final… I want to watch it again today. You can pick highlights to watch, but from when I started watching (at about 6-5 in the 2nd set), it seemed like every game was filled with highlights and amazing shots. This was insane level tennis for 5 1/2 hours.
  19. The Thiem vs Zverev match was the polar opposite of yesterday’s match. Djokavic had been disqualified for smack a ball in anger that had hit a line judge in the throat. (The line judge appeared to make a meal of it, but Novak was being a bitch, so fuck him.) And the final should have been a straight sets affair, but Zverev was too scared to win it. Only problem was that Thiem wasn’t playing well and then started cramping on top of that. The final turned into a cripple fight and no matter how shitty the match got, someone had to win it, because that’s how tennis works. Finally Zverev showed that he didn’t want to win it even more than the cramping Thiem. This was probably the one grand slam final in the open era where a woman could have actually won the men’s title.
  20. Carlitos celebrating with the “ballkids”… Looks like the ballgirls told the ballboys the wrong time & place for Carlitos’ parade through with the trophy 🏆. Not a single ballboy in sight.
  21. Looks kind of fat. That may be why they didn’t play her as much. The middle-aged pervs paying the NIL wanted to go in a different direction. 🍑❌🙅 🍆💰👯‍♀️🤑💃🏻🥎✅
  22. ¿Your TV is showing a double image?
  23. The guy who wasn’t selected for the 2014 World Cup because he took time off from the USMNT is preaching to kids that they don’t understand what it means to represent their country.
  24. 👆 UT ⚾️ before Fayetteville. Fayetteville 👇
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