Napoleon

Is Kurt Cousins cousins with Kirk Cousins? Or are they brothers?

Not even close! MLB is better because they instituted a pitch clock. Baseball had gotten so fucking boring that lifelong fans couldn’t watch it and waves of kids had moved onto lacrosse 🥍 because participating in baseball ⚾️ was killing them.

Power out in the Dallas area near Preston/Royal.

“He doesn’t know the American player.” -US Soccer

I have seen some of that on this board before and I mean OUTSIDE of this thread. 🤷‍♂️💩🚽

They could soon be at about 1,000 lbs of triplets. 1) I have no idea how any parents could afford that grocery bill. 2) Triplets that big are an NIL dream the way NIL was originally intended. I would think that those guys are on TV, radio, and/or print ads by the end of September of their freshman year.

I would bide my time for 6 to 12 months and then once she’s dropped 60 to 80 lbs, I’d swoop in and hit it. #PlayingTheLongGame

WTF? Are you shitting me? I happened upon college softball late last season and since then, I almost always stop for at least an inning and pull for the team of girls wearing white pants. Cake for days!!

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Osaka looks about 25 to 30 lbs lighter than she was when she was dodging the press 2 to 3 years ago and then stopped playing for a while. She was a fat load for a while before she took time off to smoke weed and then get knocked up. Osaka is looking pretty damned good with her shots against Italy’s #1 Butter Face, Juggs Bronzetti. Osaka’s face looks about 5 years younger than it did when she stepped away. Bronzetti’s game is mid, but that doesn’t keep her from a loud moan/grunt every time she hits the ball. Osaka is quiet and may only lose 2 total matches this morning.

Same. We have similar taste in bitches.

Wut a looser! [sic]

A comment under this tweet gets a little graphic about execution on the court. Which being to mind a Cure song that was inspired by Camus.

1) Congratulations Peyton!! 🍾🥳🎉 She’ll arrive in PARIS saying “I’ll always have MOROCCO 🇲🇦.” Kind of “Casablanca” in reverse. 2) Peyton is so far and away the most butch player on the WTA tour. Maria Sakkari has a poster of Peyton on her wall with a post-it in hat says “#ButchGoals” on it. And Peyton has a completely lack of elegant movement that she has a poster of Sakkari with a post-it that says #GraceGoals at the bottom… and that is something that absolutely no one thought that we would ever see. Peyton has more burly butch energy and Robocop-inspired fluidity than about 90% of the guys on the ATP tour. 3) I love that a tan, blonde girl from Ohio, who went to college in Texas, picked up her first WTA trophy by beating an African girl on a clay court in Africa. WTF? 😬 Who saw that coming? 4) I expected Danielle Collins to completely trounce Madison Keys. Keys has such a history of collapsing and Collins has been so good this year that I expected a straight sets win with several breaks of serve, just in reverse.

I think that. She could fart into a microphone and her fans would absolutely go nuts and tear the place down because they thought that it was the best fart ever and Taylor showed them that it is okay to fart into a microphone in public. This video above is straight up Elvis/ One Direction/ Beatles screaming your lungs out fanaticism.

That was hilarious and made him very likable.

He didn’t curse. He was speaking Slovenian… [allegedly]

The fretboard radius is likely flatter than 12” and the fretboard edges will likely need to be rolled to smooth out the edge. Other than that, it should be fine.

“…if they they thought they were NOT a capable program.” -The person was probably typing “weren” and thought that it would auto type “weren’t” and yet it corrected to “were”.

This is some first class greatness right here.

Just looked up that actress. PAULA MARSHALL This episode was about 25-30 years ago. Time is not kind. Oh, and A&M sucks.

This thread was started 5 years ago and Franklin is still there. Maybe this pushes him out, but I doubt it will happen before the middle of the season. Then they will see how he is doing in the expanded B1G and make a decision then.

You are correct. Did get distracted an elderly lady asking for TV remote control instructions in the middle of punching in “gosh-darned…”. Not sure whether “gosh-darned” was originally an adjective of or a noun to follow or what, but the way it is now, I made an error. ✊

Combine good culture with tens of thousands of dollars and a teammate from Hawaii and your gosh-darned-right that a crew of 19 to 20 year-olds are going to be all over going to do a camp in Hawaii. It’s cool to see and I would think that they will be thanked ($$$$) for their efforts as well.