Napoleon

Everyone loves a good #2. 🙂

TRANSLATION: ”We have nothing else.”

Apparently I left out a very important word in my statement.

I clicked to make sure that he was still dead. You never know. Today a friend of 35+ years told me to make sure that I don’t give my dad the crud I picked up over the weekend. I assured her that since he passed away a little over 4 years ago, that was highly unlikely. *Dead people may not stay dead forever.*

I have believed it to be Auburn for about a 2 to 3 weeks now and I have inside intel. If we bring in Williams, nearly all of our WRs from the last two classes will have been recruited over. Strange precedent.

As the Tide spirals down the commode, these videos are going to become even more pitiful.

Username checks out.

Nice case! Always wanted a Korean combo.

Hey, there are rules! Pics of the MIL. 💦

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread.

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.) No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia) that is near the cruise port. The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight… …but backed down. But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something. If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day. The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime.

1) Impact on their team? NO, not in football. 2) Impact on their family’s finances? OH, HELL YEAH!

You sound like the Texas version of this guy from Mexico City sitting next to me in the taxi van from the airport in St. Thomas. Pink sweater ✅ Pink bracelet ✅ (Soft?) Pink glitter phone case ✅ Matching light pink 3-suitcase set [not pictured]✅

😂

We’ll likely get a 3rd or 4th round compensatory pick.

Sarks not a fan of WR rotations, once he has his core group he usually sticks with it. I wonder how he keeps getting 4+ WRs to commit each year when only 4 WRs get to run routes and he only designs plays for two WRs plus the TEs & the RBs. Even with 9 WRs on the team vs 13 to 15 with past regimes, 3 guys won’t see the field each season and 1 or 2 more WRs will only run a few routes just to give the real targets a breather, but they would never actually be one of the first 3 targets in the progression sequence. When other passing teams pass the ball to 5 WRs a game in addition to other targets (RBs, TEs, & DLs), it was rare to see our 3rd target get more than a single catch.

What the fuck did I just turn on? 1) Douchebag with backwards trucker cap. ✅ 2) High school coed glee club in the background doing some synchronized “dance”. ✅ 3) Douchebag moving around like a white kid from the ‘burns imitating a rapper he saw on MTV back in the ‘90s. ✅ 4) Song is called “Y’all Life”. ✅ Someone please drop a bomb 💣 on Houston before it’s too late. (Or at least on the “Pregame Show”.)

Appreciate the Tl;dr. 🤘

I haven’t heard things about Colorado (save for one or two players). I didn’t realize that they were doing even better than Ole Miss, which I have seen a lot of mentions. Some tweeted this gif reply under the announcement of the new transfer from Marshall. Love that Moneyball excitement over bread.

Madison is like Austin in the ‘80s & ‘90s. It has little in common with Austin 2024. Brooklyn has much more in common with austin 2024 than Madison.

Was this guy a walk-on?

True as fuck!

FUCK McCartney Kessler and the horse she road in on!!!

Pregame Haka is about to get lit 🔥!!

Don't nobody go & talk 'bout Bolivia if you ain't South American like me is! (Since 2013) 1) Unless Bolivia is hosting any games at 12,000 feet above sea level, they are NOT "better than T&T". To claim that a team of players that stand between 5' and 5'4" who are used to playing in cool weather over two miles above sea level when they rack up their FIFA ratings points is better than a team of grown human beings who are familiar with playing in the heat of summer is ridiculous. 2) Panama can beat the USA, but they probably won't. 3) Berhalter sucks, but he won't get fired. The USMNT will barely make it out of the group in 2nd place, but they will escape (despite my pulling for them to fail) and Gregg will continue to lead the team toward slight-better-than-mediocre level and we will possibly make the semifinals in 2026 despite having a team that could definitely make the semifinals with 3 years under a real coach. Thank goodness I added citizenship of a country that actually takes soccer seriously or I would be completely glum.