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Napoleon

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Everything posted by Napoleon

  1. I don't know if "her team" was on the bench with her or not, but when I heard that coaches could actually sit on the bench for the matches, I thought "No player will benefit more from this change than Madison Keys." That girl can melt down in a heartbeat. Having someone to help her stay focused on the task at hand rather than let her go down a dark road of self doubt and second guessing would have helped tremendously over the last decade. She may actually have a grand slam trophy or two in her living room because her serve and her forehand can be howitzers when on.
  2. Regarding waste management... He could get in and out of the baño más rápido if they could install some fucking bidets in the locker room stalls, like they do in civilized countries. They better be installing bidets in the locker room stalls for the World Cup. Come on, man!
  3. Fuck yeah, Maddie Keys! Maddie gets to stand up there and give a speech on Saturday and get her photo taken with a silver plate (or whatever) for only the second time in her career! Nice going!! Highlights: https://ausopen.com/video-player#!?videoId=6367558322112
  4. Prison Shower soccer fans. Marking each conquest by leaving a tattoo on his neck.
  5. Berhalter was a worthless piece of shit. [FULL STOP]
  6. Which is NOT the same as… ”I’m willing to give him a little more rope for him to hang himself with.”
  7. Well my mom went to college with Norm Stewart, and my dad was there before that. #myfamilywins
  8. Speaking of gamesmanship, watch for Sonego 🇮🇹 to start grunting AFTER he hits the ball and to continue until Shelton has hit the ball. Why players are allowed to yell/grunt after the ball has crossed the net, I have no idea. A little microphone pointed at each player could be used to award the point to the opposing player every time noise making continues after the ball has changed ends. (Sleep with one eye open, Aryna Sabalenka!)
  9. Napoleon replied to G650's topic in Music
    We all know that Woodstock isn’t close to where the Woodstock concert was held, right? It’s about an hour and a half away. Also, i will now Google the guy, because no one ‘splained-me who he was. R.I.P. UPDATE: -from Wikipedia
  10. Iga is all about exploiting loopholes. I hope Maddie Keys knocks her off the fucking court and when Iga raises her hand for more time, even though she is standing at the baseline and it is Maddie’s serve, I hope that Keys serves up a 120 mph body serve that smacks Iga in her Polish cunt. Sick of that doping, cheating, gamesmanship employing Polack. I used to like her, but that ship has sailed.
  11. Iga is a cheating cunt.
  12. I did naz-i that coming. If they had played the day match instead of Zverev/Paul, Carlos would have won it.
  13. I would put Ostapenko as the most likely to do it in the next 5 years and Raducanu the most likely to do it in the 5 years after that… if she’s even still on the tour by then vs having gone on to university*. Kenin made a second final in the same year. Perhaps she would have won the French if it had been the 2nd major and whatever got in Iva’s ass had not had the extra 4 1/2 months to germinate. *as they say in the UK.
  14. You can get that guitar for $200 (+ $27 for shipping) right now from GuitarsGarden.com . https://guitarsgarden.com/products/new-fflps-electric-guitars-blackbke-2
  15. Kind of surprised that Coco has already won a Slam. She has a loser mentality.
  16. Tommy Paul is shitting himself in the afternoon sun. He served for the set in the 1st & 2nd. Both went to tiebreakers. Both won by Zverev. Not ideal.
  17. Could we get a GO FUND ME account opened for those USMNT fans who want to see this happen? Per fa-fucking-vore!!
  18. This gentleman on Facebook was looking for a Rickenbacker luthier in Austin, TX. Link: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DmHf6YwNo/?mibextid=wwXIfr
  19. Pulled out a can of Ukrainian Whoopass and doused the Ruskie with it before lighting her on fire. 🇷🇺 🔥 🔥
  20. I’m not understanding this bowling league photo that Bobby is posing for here.
  21. Kliff Kingsbury is a groomer, according to Gronk.
  22. If only I had put the year in the story…
  23. I was going to say that Pete was one of the handful of “5th Beatle”s. I think that Pete also sponsored a tribute band or two that would travel the world dressing in period costumes and bantering in Scouse/ Merseyside/ Liverpool accents. I saw a band called “The Beats” in Buenos Aires in 2008 and they may have been “Pete Best’s ‘The Beats’!” SIDE NOTE: I went with a couple of Argies and their dates. They only had 4 tickets, but felt that I could buy one at the show It turned out that the show was sold out, but after inquiring about a single ticket at the window… A uniformed federal police officer standing right next to the window pulled his bulletproof vest forward and pulled out a ticket and tried to sell it to me. 😂 My Argentine friends were ashamed about what that told me about their country. 🇦🇷 I thought that it was hilarious.
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