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Napoleon

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Everything posted by Napoleon

  1. Kind of surprised that Coco has already won a Slam. She has a loser mentality.
  2. Tommy Paul is shitting himself in the afternoon sun. He served for the set in the 1st & 2nd. Both went to tiebreakers. Both won by Zverev. Not ideal.
  3. Could we get a GO FUND ME account opened for those USMNT fans who want to see this happen? Per fa-fucking-vore!!
  4. This gentleman on Facebook was looking for a Rickenbacker luthier in Austin, TX. Link: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DmHf6YwNo/?mibextid=wwXIfr
  5. Pulled out a can of Ukrainian Whoopass and doused the Ruskie with it before lighting her on fire. 🇷🇺 🔥 🔥
  6. I’m not understanding this bowling league photo that Bobby is posing for here.
  7. Kliff Kingsbury is a groomer, according to Gronk.
  8. Meth Couple
  9. If only I had put the year in the story…
  10. I was going to say that Pete was one of the handful of “5th Beatle”s. I think that Pete also sponsored a tribute band or two that would travel the world dressing in period costumes and bantering in Scouse/ Merseyside/ Liverpool accents. I saw a band called “The Beats” in Buenos Aires in 2008 and they may have been “Pete Best’s ‘The Beats’!” SIDE NOTE: I went with a couple of Argies and their dates. They only had 4 tickets, but felt that I could buy one at the show It turned out that the show was sold out, but after inquiring about a single ticket at the window… A uniformed federal police officer standing right next to the window pulled his bulletproof vest forward and pulled out a ticket and tried to sell it to me. 😂 My Argentine friends were ashamed about what that told me about their country. 🇦🇷 I thought that it was hilarious.
  11. 100% did not read because lack of paragraph breaks indicated that the poster can’t form cohesive thoughts. 👏👏
  12. 😂 Yeah… the guy who couldn’t pick up Sark’s offense after spring ball, summer training, and a full season was simultaneously able to knock out 60 credit hours (mostly upper division) in two normal semesters and two summer sessions. 😅 Better watch that money 💰, because he’s likely to steal it and spend it on drugs.
  13. I am reminded of it several times per Coffee & Football podcast. They carry a big colloquial stick and beat the shit out of their faithful listeners with it. That said, I gave Big Immamac pos rep for not using “at”. EDIT: My big(gest) error was that I thought that Sydney had written that, not immamac… …who actually served his undergraduate time in College Station, if I’m not mistaken.
  14. Was just coming here to post the same. https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/43446170/neymar-says-mbappe-was-jealous-messi-paris-saint-germain
  15. I considered that, but chose to use “that”. I also sometimes place the period (aka “full stop”) at the end of a sentence outside of the quotation mark. (SEE PREVIOUS SENTENCE) I’m okay with my choice.
  16. + rep for writing: ”…where we are…” …rather than “…where we’re at…” It’s refreshing to be reminded that at least some people that went to UT know English grammar. ✔️➕
  17. Your Dutch is fucking fantastic!
  18. “It’s absurd that I’ve been playing for 37 years and I still have to hide guitar purchases from my wife.“ FIFY
  19. Emma was down 0-3 in the second and then won 7 of 9. He taut stomach put her over the line, but AA is look more fit than she has in years. If she can focus and train for the entire year, she could be pretty good by the time of the U.S. Open.
  20. …and… …the bellybutton penis is in the front. …
  21. Where in South America do you live? ¡Olé!
  22. NECRO BUMP… That’s right. On August 31st, I posted my nightmare scenario. My nightmare scenario? Jerry Jones fires fat boy, hires Deion, and Shedeur is drafted in the 1st round by the Dallas Cowboys.
  23. From an article with this photo… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-14280001/amp/tennis-amanda-anisimova-hair-australian-open.html …and then just after the article…
  24. Why don’t you two neggers just take a deep breath and see how see how things resolve themselves over the next few hours.
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