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Burt

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  1. Yes! We just had a mishap a week ago. My wife and daughter went out with some of her friends and their daughters for a girl's day out on the lake with a friend's pontoon. As they were coming in to top off the tank, her friend got out of the throttle and one of the 8 yr old girls went over the front, funneled between the two pontoons and got hit by the prop. Cut her thigh almost to the bone (luckily, missed her femoral artery), had a big cut on her head, and fractured her pelvis. But she had her life jacket on so they were able to get to her. Note: had that been me going over the front, I'd hope I didn't have on a lifejacket in hopes I could get deep enough to be missed by the prop!
  2. Wow, was just watching an old video of Conan interviewing Tiffani Thiessen a few hours ago, and that got me to thinking about Doherty and wondering how much longer she had left. I guess the answer was about 6 hours. Trying hard not to think about Willie right now!
  3. I've yet to meet anyone who is "pro-abortion". Pro-choice, yes. But those two terms are not the same.
  4. Some of the replies...
  5. If he stays in, I'M gonna need to be on drugs 24/7.
  6. And the people who need to be convinced of this, upon hearing Jeffries say it, asked, "Alexa, what does dastardly mean?"
  7. I wish them luck in figuring out a way to deny women access to their bank account. Been trying to do that to my wife for a couple of decades now. It will not work!
  8. Wish Cruz would pull an Abbott and jump under a falling tree.
  9. Got your homophones mixed up.
  10. RRPD said they were gonna hold a press conference at 230 am, but it apparently has not yet started.
  11. Cheap bitch can't even tip 20%!
  12. Everyone who got "the jab" will eventually die and the deniers will wind up being right. 🤓
  13. I hate this man more than God hates his ability to walk.
  14. So was Dane Cook at one time.
  15. You do know Tom is normally the funny one and Bert is the one who just stands there shirtless and "uncontrollably" laughs at his own shit, right?
  16. Watched the first 90 minutes of the Tom Brady roast tonight. Jeff Ross had a few good shots, and Nikki Glaser killed it, but the rest just dragged on and on. And Kevin Hart should never be allowed anywhere near another roast.
  17. Say less.
  18. Aight...
  19. Looks like they added a new coach to the staff. https://www.facebook.com/jessie.burrowswalsh/posts/pfbid02sEqfw9Su64ZfQBAR8x4zhwBWVyuXrYRpESq9FwgY5DwANj5mWyGuTZX9HZpMDJqMl
  20. Finally. I can't believe it took this long for a mention of him.
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