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  1. Burt
    Have a little respect for Clyde, dammit!
  2. Burt
    I need the specifics of this one yard rule. Does it mean the Proud Boy must be within a yard of the housewife to ejaculate? Or does it count if he shoots his load and it lands within a yard of her while she's running away?
  3. Burt
    Depends on their ethnicity. If they're dark enough, all it takes is one person to qualify.
  4. Burt
    Looks like nothing more than tourist activity to me.
  5. Burt
    This is totally OK, though, because the Supreme Court would never overturn an overturn.
  6. Burt
    I'd rather nail my sack to smoldering charcoal than watch that peckerwood. Rightwing "comedy" is a fucking beating.
  7. Burt
    Maher is gradually going the way of Taibbi and Weiss. The transition will be complete by the 2024 election. Last night, all three guests were right-leaning. I did agree with a thing or two that each of them said. However, I know Barr didn't really mean it when he said "live and let live." He was just pandering.
  8. Burt
    One of his last tweets....
  9. Burt
    I dont recall that. Oh Yes I Can. It's All Coming Back to Me Now. You'd be a dickhead, too, if your Voyage took you down the Thousand Roads that man traveled. Every time he started Looking Forward thinking the road was taking him down the straight and narrow, it was Turn! Turn! Turn! Many have No Tears Left for the man, but I'll always appreciate his standing among the music greats.
  10. Burt
    Did I just see a Corona Christmas commercial during the break??
  11. Burt
    When I first glanced at this, I thought Stella's avatar was a pic of Lollobrigida.
  12. Burt
    Why fleece sheep when you can fleece mooks?
  13. Burt
    I wonder if Avril Lavigne realized just how lucky she was!
  14. Burt
    I got FOUR emails from Katie today. She may need to pace herself.
  15. Burt
    He should be celebrating because justice was served.
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    Fuck no. It was DVD. And I had to listen to her complain about the picture quality.
  18. Burt
    My 10 yr old daughter asked when the last time the Horns played in thid game. As much as I'm enjoying watching TCU get skull fucked, we put the '05 Blu-ray in to watch with before she goes to bed.
  19. Burt
    This game could not go any better.
  20. Burt
    Is anyone actually watching the bruh-fest McAfee feed? If so, why????
  21. Burt
    I think the Cowboys might lose this one.
  22. Burt
    As I watched last night, I could just sense the dipshits on the right squirming in their shit-filled pants as he spoke. I was waiting see how long it would take before they audibly responded. Very surprise they made it all the way to "M" (Mar-a-lago) before their pants overflowed into the aisles. I think we may have finally witnessed someone on the left taking the torch from Obama last night.
  23. Burt
    Jeffries up there killing it!
  24. Burt
    That's because he IS a shiteater. Unfortunately, he's my shiteater.
  25. Burt
    Dems should start changing their votes to adjorn to yea now.

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