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Burt

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  1. What he meant was he dated a girl who walked around with jizz in her hair.
  2. His delivery is starting to sound more and more like someone. I just cant place who that person is. Sounds very familiar, though.
  3. "Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that on the final day of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, "Greg, you dumb son-of-bitch, those weren't your footprints Did you not also see the pair of wheelprints? And that they abruptly ended at I-35? When you saw only one set of footprints between two wheelprints It was then that I was pushing your dumbass into traffic."
  4. Kansas St has now won as many Big 12 championships as Texas. Unbelievable.
  5. Not gonna lie...so do I. And I dont even hate her.
  6. There's actually a segment of society that looks at this dumbass and thinks, "THAT is someone who I want to follow and look to for inspiration"?
  7. The patrons look exactly as you'd expect. The Jesus/Trump attire worn by the staff is on point, too. And if they aren't renaming their onion rings as handcuffs on the menu then they have no business running a restaurant.
  8. I see another Sark shitting the bed game. Baylor 22 Texas 17 Bijan - 97 yds
  9. That UMass defense is improving every week. If they make the playoffs, they'll be pitching shutouts! /aggy
  10. Kansas 29 Texas 24 246 yds punting
  11. Leno's car, Chuck Carr - 2car(r)s, 1 dead I'll see myself out.
  12. Is this suppose to be some sort of hot take?
  13. After a 6-2 start, this team may not even win 10 games. Remaining schedule: @MIN - loss (6-4) NYG - loss (6-5) Next 3 games - IND, HOU, @JAX - they'll lose at least one of these (8-6) PHI - loss (8-7) @TEN - win...just to toy with our emotions (9-7) @WAS w/ a wild card spot on the line - loss (9-8)
  14. They hate all the ones they don't know....but wind up liking the very few they've actually been forced to get to know either through work or having someone in their immediate family bring home a black or Hispanic friend. Almost all my relatives in east Texas and southern Arkansas are like that. It's selective racism.
  15. Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
  16. He was always the white Bill Cosby to me (minus the rapey stuff). Never thought either of them were funny.
  17. Thanks for the update. I'll pass this news along to Katie Porter.
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