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Burt

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  1. Why does ESPN always try to fit a basketball game into a 2 hr window? Unless your team is playing the first game of the day, you're guaranteed to miss the first couple of minutes of your game. There was 47 seconds left in the Baylor-Ark game at the top of the hour. 11 minutes later, there's still 14.5 seconds remaining.
  2. This thread news a new start.
  3. This can't be true, can it? I KNOW I've heard him in a broadcast more recently than 14 years ago.
  4. What a douche! [rim shot]
  5. Have a little respect for Clyde, dammit!
  6. I need the specifics of this one yard rule. Does it mean the Proud Boy must be within a yard of the housewife to ejaculate? Or does it count if he shoots his load and it lands within a yard of her while she's running away?
  7. Depends on their ethnicity. If they're dark enough, all it takes is one person to qualify.
  8. Looks like nothing more than tourist activity to me.
  9. This is totally OK, though, because the Supreme Court would never overturn an overturn.
  10. I'd rather nail my sack to smoldering charcoal than watch that peckerwood. Rightwing "comedy" is a fucking beating.
  11. Maher is gradually going the way of Taibbi and Weiss. The transition will be complete by the 2024 election. Last night, all three guests were right-leaning. I did agree with a thing or two that each of them said. However, I know Barr didn't really mean it when he said "live and let live." He was just pandering.
  12. One of his last tweets....
  13. I dont recall that. Oh Yes I Can. It's All Coming Back to Me Now. You'd be a dickhead, too, if your Voyage took you down the Thousand Roads that man traveled. Every time he started Looking Forward thinking the road was taking him down the straight and narrow, it was Turn! Turn! Turn! Many have No Tears Left for the man, but I'll always appreciate his standing among the music greats.
  14. Did I just see a Corona Christmas commercial during the break??
  15. When I first glanced at this, I thought Stella's avatar was a pic of Lollobrigida.
  16. Why fleece sheep when you can fleece mooks?
  17. I wonder if Avril Lavigne realized just how lucky she was!
  18. I got FOUR emails from Katie today. She may need to pace herself.
  19. He should be celebrating because justice was served.
  20. Fuck no. It was DVD. And I had to listen to her complain about the picture quality.
  21. My 10 yr old daughter asked when the last time the Horns played in thid game. As much as I'm enjoying watching TCU get skull fucked, we put the '05 Blu-ray in to watch with before she goes to bed.
  22. This game could not go any better.
  23. Is anyone actually watching the bruh-fest McAfee feed? If so, why????
  24. I think the Cowboys might lose this one.
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