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Burt

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  1. As I watched last night, I could just sense the dipshits on the right squirming in their shit-filled pants as he spoke. I was waiting see how long it would take before they audibly responded. Very surprise they made it all the way to "M" (Mar-a-lago) before their pants overflowed into the aisles. I think we may have finally witnessed someone on the left taking the torch from Obama last night.
  2. Jeffries up there killing it!
  3. That's because he IS a shiteater. Unfortunately, he's my shiteater.
  4. Dems should start changing their votes to adjorn to yea now.
  5. Matt Gaetz is fucking Kevin McCarthy like he's a teenage girl.
  6. Burt

    Tiger Orgy(Rumor)

    Little Goober has a big goober. Simple as that.
  7. Burt

    Tiger Orgy(Rumor)

    I picture it like this.....
  8. Modest Mouse drummer died from cancer at age 45. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/jan/01/modest-mouse-jeremiah-green-dies
  9. White has nothing to do with it. Some east Texas peckerwood could list 10 rodeo shitkickers and I wouldn't know a damn one of those either. lol
  10. I wanna big freak, fat and sloppy I'll kick on back and watch her mouth me
  11. Living on Easy St because of name-dropping Willie, Waylon and Cash in every other song makes for a long life.
  12. Getting a little loose with the term celebrity, aren't we?
  13. I can't wait until the mods merge this thread with the 2023 death thread.
  14. Going for volume with a lot of nonagenarians this year. Bob Newhart - 93 Rupert Murdoch - 91 Don King - 91 Joe Arapio - 90 Robert Blake - 89 Charles Koch - 87 Harvey Weinstein - 70 Bruce Willis - 67 Val Kilmer - 63 Antonio Brown - 34
  15. Another with 3...and only 2 pts shy of tying for the win.
  16. Gotta be a "winner" for hits, right?
  17. 20221231_142015.mp4
  18. That was a foul that would be called in any gym in the world....except Lawrence.
  19. Yeah, that 10-5 bowl record while in Austin sucked.
  20. Who the fuck breaks down like that over hearing Bon Jovi or Harry Stiles is dead??
  21. Is he named Pancake as homage to what the tree did to him?
  22. Aren't they already in fraction form?
  23. Elon locked me for replying to one of Abbott's Merry Christmas tweets.
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