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Burt

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  1. Was sitting on the couch with my dogs on my day off watching The Alpinist. Just as the movie got to a very suspenseful moment, I heard sirens...but I just thought it was part of the movie. But it got louder for a few seconds and then stopped. I live halfway up a dead end road and most of the people up toward the end are older, so I thought it may have been an ambulance. I decided to take the dogs out in the front yard and do a little recon to where it went. As soon as I opened the door, my overly protective lab took off in a dead sprint toward what I just realized was a dumbass on his knees in the middle of my usually quite street and cop with an M-16 aimed between his shoulders. I'm screaming like a motherfucker at my dog to stop before she wound up on the wrong end of a bullet so I couldn't really hear what was being said. By the time I got her back in the house the cop was already cuffing the guy. I've since learned it was a guy who everyone in town has been following on Facebook for the past couple of weeks to watch his meltdown over his slut of a girlfriend. He was finally arrested last week after a 4 hour standoff with charges of Intimidation, Criminal Trespass, and Assault with a Weapon. Apparently, he does a little side work with my next door neighbor and was dropping off something for him to give to the guy's kids. It was three years ago this week this week that something very similar happened in that exact same spot!
  2. With ourselves.
  3. No. So I'm surprised we didn't.
  4. That'll come if we're able to hold them and score again.
  5. Between Texas and Dallas, I feel like an abused lover. I should hate this game and leave it behind forever. But she tells me she'll change and I keep coming back...knowing I'll just walk in the door tomorrow night to see her taking four dicks at once.
  6. If you're a Cowboy fan and didn't see this coming, you're not really a Cowboy fan. They were 9-1 vs the NFC East and South; 3-4 vs the rest of the league.
  7. Really? Because I recall Buffalo being on the other end of an even bigger ass beating in an even bigger playoff game 30 years ago.
  8. He and Abbott get one each.
  9. Any bookies giving odds on Ted's destination?
  10. Anyone remember Heidi Hitt, the Longview realtor, anti-vaxxer and spreader of social media bullshit who, along with her husband, caught the covids back in November and wound up in the ICU for a few weeks? https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/heidi-heubel-hitt-50-realtor-qanon-anti-vaxxer-hospitalized-with-covid Well, the both eventually recovered after a few weeks in the ICU. Do you think that stopped her from posting anti-vax shit? https://www.facebook.com/heidihuebelhitt
  11. Ronnie Spector dead at 78. https://billingsgazette.com/news/60s-icon-ronnie-spector-who-sang-be-my-baby-dies-at-78/article_518a0f62-69cc-5dfd-9244-f8a17b5cb160.html?utm_source=billingsgazette.com&utm_campaign=%2Fnewsletter-templates%2Fnews-alert&utm_medium=PostUp&utm_content=d461456eb66d071573eec73823dd985b31feed0d
  12. That's better than spanking to a gif of it. Like me. Right now.
  13. Yet, at the same time, we all won.
  14. It's very similar to Tampa Bay's predicament with Antonio Brown.
  15. Dude, Ted Cruz is beginning his 10th year as a US senator...a seat that is elected by a state-wide popular vote. A seat which he has twice won. It pains me to say this as a born and bred Texan, but he is the epitome of today's voting Texan n the whole. Until he is kicked out on his sorry ass, he's all Texan.
  16. Where? Oh, over there --->.
  17. Yep, it's been almost a quarter of a century since the last one.
  18. I'm going with most of my list from last year...just replacing Rush Limbaugh (dead!) with Jason Aldean, and Kane Brown with the Island Boys - both of them. Yoko Ono - 88 Randy Meisner - 75 Ron Jeremy - 68 Jesco White - 65 Val Kilmer - 62 Randy Travis - 62 Michael J Fox - 60 Sig Hansen - 55 Jason Aldean - 45 Island Boys - 20
  19. Subscribed
  20. Dude....that's ME!
  21. Pshhh. There aint no consolation bracket in this tournament!
  22. Yeah, but he didn't do that all at once.
  23. Now where have I heard of that Rising dude?
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