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Burt

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  1. Why do you think westerns always had duels at high noon? Because the sun was directly overhead both shooters.
  2. Got my Moderna booster two weeks ago. Good friend who is a pussy got his the same day. He was sick after his first two (I felt fine after both) and I could tell he was hoping I'd have symptoms after my booster. Well, he called in sick to work the next day. I forgot I even got the shot until he texted to see how I felt. My 9 yr old daughter got her 2nd dose of Pfizer last Wednesday. She had no symptoms either.
  3. I was at Sheppard 95-98 and played high school football in Texas from 84-87 so this hits very close to home.
  4. Burt replied to Underdog's topic in Football
    And then the fuckfaces were celebrating it on the sidelines.
  5. I live on the eastern side of Montana where half the people hate the Bobcats and all of them hate the Bizon. I fall into the category of hating the Griz and, by virtue of getting ND affiliates, have grown into a casual Bison fan...so this particular championship matchup is like a huge snort of coke for me!
  6. Burt replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Fuck that. I HOPE he goes to OU. And gets to play.
  7. Did anyone else notice the home cooking from the clock operator at the end? I would have been fucking livid if I was the JMU staff!! Coming out of a timeout (stopped clock), NDSU had the ball 2nd and 8 with 2:58 left. Runner gains 2 yards and is tacked with 2:54 left (should be around 2:10 left when the play clock runs down for the upcoming 3rd down play But the play clock doesn't even begin for more than 25 seconds!! So the ball is snapped for the 3rd down play with about 1:50 left. So instead of calling a timeout on 4th down with ~1:30 left, NDSU calls it with 1:03. Would the outcome have been any different? Who knows...but the play selection for JMU on the last few plays may have been different giving them a shot at the endzone.
  8. But he played with Jerome Bettis. Bet you didn't know that!
  9. Just that one. The other one hasn't missed yet.
  10. Let me guess...Nickelback for the encore?
  11. Burt replied to Bruh Man's topic in Football
    Are you serious when asking me if I'm serious? Of course that was tongue-in-cheek.
  12. Isn't that the usual LHN crew? Why were they calling an ESPNU game? I guess I've never really paid much attention, but I don't recall ever hearing them call a game not on the LHN.
  13. Burt replied to Bruh Man's topic in Football
    How does a college student afford to be galavanting around the country?
  14. Burt replied to Bruh Man's topic in Football
    I bet they make him practice a couple of times before the games next season.
  15. Burt replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Where are all the fighters in the stands at NFL games when you need one??
  16. Is she trying to make wearing Chucks with a dress/skirt her "thing"?
  17. Everyone else had that same chance. I'm just happy he came through!
  18. Only one I've hit on is Limbaugh (31 pts).
  19. Well, fuck. Beat me to it.
  20. Yes they would have. Right now. Over me.
  21. Anyone watched his series "The Cabin with Bert Kreischer" on Netflix? The series on the whole was good, but a couple of the episodes were great.
  22. Burt replied to txhorns's topic in Movies and TV
    Are you on the first season or the second?
  23. Burt replied to Bruh Man's topic in Football
    Anyone checked the portal?
  24. Burt replied to Bruh Man's topic in Football
    Who gives a shit about having a proselytizing quarterback? Can he throw the tunnel screen??
  25. If I wasn't alive to see that for myself I would never believe it.
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