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  1. Burt
    My soon-to-be 102 yr old grandmother is in a nursing home in Cass County. They were allowing visitors inside and she and 21 other residents caught the virus a couple of weeks ago. She fucking beat it! She's by far the toughest person I've ever known. She came to visit us after we first moved to Montana back in 2001. She was walking the trails of the steep hills across from our property with no problem at all. Meanwhile, the rest of us were winded. Two weeks after returning home she was standing on a chair trying to get something in a cabinet over the fridge. She fell and broke her hip. I thought for sure I'd be going to a funeral within the next year. Instead, she's beating back the second huge pandemic of her lifetime. tldr - old people are tough; we're a bunch of pussies.
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    I hate to say it because I loved this guy, but I hear a tad of Johnny Carson in there.
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    He's in my prayers. And if they're answered then soon we'll be able to use the "well.....bye" gif in this thread.
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    How long will it take Trump to work through the pardons that are somehow personally tied to him to get to the ones that are really warranted?
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    Hey, man, nice shot!
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    Selected #1, crossing fingers for #4.
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    Why would you intentionally buy a shirt for a higher price?
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    Hopefully we can find out between now and Dec 31st. Be my luck, though, he'll die the week between Christmas and New Years day. That would turn one of my vacation days into a holiday and I'd lose it because I can't carry over more than 240 hours. If I have a vote, I choose today.
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    Bullshit. Even 5XL hoodie can be had for $44. Most sizes are available for under $40. https://championstee.com/product/tax-the-rich-sweater-sweatshirt-hoodie-t-shirt-dark-t-shirt-io04201205002ctd/
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    NO KING BAJEEZUS!
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glendive_Dinosaur_and_Fossil_Museum https://www.greatfallstribune.com/story/life/my-montana/2016/04/28/dinosaurs-bible-glendive-museum/83681042/
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    My new governor, the guy who thinks Jesus rode a dinosaur and built a museum to prove it, is on the list.
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    Anyone know where I can find a lifetime version for a reasonable price? I purchased it for my old PC in 2017 through my government agency for $10, but now the best offer I can get through them is $50, but its a yearly subscription. Fuck subscriptions. You'd think the gov. would offer to pay for it since I've been working at home since March 16th!
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    Hey, can yall do these guys - Waylon Jennings, Conway Twitty, Lester Flatt, Bob Wills, Grandpa Jones? Would they have liked Trump?
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    Not sure where else to put this. Took my 8 yr old daughter around town last night to look at Christmas lights as ran across this. She thought it was so comical that she made me take her again during the day just to get another laugh out of it.
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    If that text came from North Dakota you may want to have your phone tested for Covid.
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    I'd leave that alone. Unless she starts going off on someone else who has had one.
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    Where are you guys getting these? I want to get one for a friend of mine (Trumper).
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    Gotta hurry and fuck up everything on the way out the door! https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-11-13/trump-to-rush-drilling-leases-in-arctic-before-biden-takes-over
  22. Burt
    This is more like Plano East vs. John Tyler....and the dems are John Tyler.
  23. Burt
    Well it's not like they can count or anything. They still think they had the most votes.
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    Damn, 2020 is taking a shit load of country singers/songwriters! I'm worried like a motherfucker for Willie, George and Ray Wylie.
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    Is that a pitch for a Smokey and the Bandit prequel?

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