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Burt

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  1. Don't know if I'd go that far. Our governor and legislators are trying to figure out ways to bypass the will of the people on rec weed.
  2. But if he'd looked like this they never would have approached him.
  3. Burt

    2021 MLB Thread

    That was fucking pathetic!
  4. Burt

    Dan Crenshaw

    In Dan's defense, he can't help but see the glass half empty.
  5. Burt

    Dan Crenshaw

    No, the hardest part is not telling everyone you have an Ivy League education.
  6. https://news.yahoo.com/andrew-giuliani-says-plans-run-133949571.html Do any of these dumbass Trumptards look normal??? Also, there's this....
  7. Women first, huh? It's a little too late to be changing the batting order now.
  8. Fuck Baylor.
  9. Their mommas know. They were Baptist girls once.
  10. Well no shit. 😆
  11. Yeah, but it would have all been for naught if not for them having a floor general like Pearl Washington.
  12. I think I've found a new Twitter crush.
  13. Its warm because its drenched in piss.
  14. They escaped!
  15. Every Longhorn on the floor right now is biting their tongue hoping blood forces them off the court. Soft bitches.
  16. My 8 yr old daughter keeps bugging me to watch her play Minecraft on the Switch. I'm not even mad that she's interrupting the game.
  17. Will we ever have a big man who plays bigger than 6'4" and can finish down low?
  18. It sounds like that $1.2 million salary over four years could come in handy right about now.
  19. Burt

    I got stimulused

    Do you owe money to any baby mommas or baby mommas mommas out there?
  20. Burt

    I got stimulused

    How long are they rolling the stimulus money out? My son still hasn't gotten anything. He tried checking the online tool, but he used his address from his 2019 taxes, but has since moved and had filed his 2020 taxes about 10 days before Biden sign the bill into law. The online tool gave him an error so he tried his current address. However, he got a message saying he'd already made one attempt and could not try again for 24 hours. He got the first two rounds direct deposited into his account.
  21. Abbott will roll in any minute now to ramp things up.
  22. Has anyone ever considered tariffs to help out the farmers?
  23. Burt

    “Cuck”

    I have a 40 yr old libertarian friend who, on the surface, appears to be the ultimate alpha male - three time state rasslin champion in high school, good baseball player, etc. Sometime around 2015 he morphed into a total Trumptard and the word 'cuck' became part of his regular vernacular. In 2018 his wife started fucking a guy in his mid 20s. He found this out by coming home early and actually seeing firsthand that guy's cock inside his wife. He just turned and went back outside to wait on the guy to leave. He and his wife are still married but he no longer uses the word.
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