Burt

Finally got my new flag hoisted. As one of only 3 non-Trumpers on the block (the other two being my wife and daughter), its certain to be a big hit among the neighbors.

"A White House official noted to the New York Times that Mount Rushmore is a federal, not a state monument." Its not US you need to be informing, "White House official"!

Here's the one I keep hoping I can put out before the end of the year.

And he said When I walk it sounds like thunder And when I talk my words are just blunder

Governor. And from what I'm being told by my Facebook covid expert friends, the best governor EVAR!

What he needs is to be #140,001. We all need him to be.

Now I chi'll real i'll when I start to chi'llWhen I fi'll my pockets with a knot of dollar bi'llsSipping pints of ale out the window si'llWhen I get my fi'll I'm chi'lly chi'll

Why not? He's lied everywhere else.

But just one of, right?

BigTony is the plug

This site looks very similar to the state map we have for Montana (https://montana.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=7c34f3412536439491adcc2103421d4b) Are there similar GIS maps for other Texas counties?

Is that a functioning limb? Or naw?

God dammit, Rex....unblock me!

How long will it take Ken Burns to unfold all this for the PBS docu-series? And how many episodes will it take to tell the story?

What a retart.

Dont know what's worse the poster thinking Malone just died, or David thinking he's the fucking Mailman.

Seems like a lifetime ago.

Spent two years at one of those. Not as bad as they sound. At least the asshole people population is low.

Texarkana, Ark WalMart barricaded their doors on the news of looting at the Daingerfield Walmart store. "Entrances at the Walmart on Arkansas Boulevard were barricaded by pallets of bottled water Sunday evening after the store's closing. According to a Texarkana, Arkansas, police officer at the scene, there were concerns following a reported looting at the Walmart in Daingerfield, Texas." Narrator: There is no Walmart in Daingerfield.

Can someone message/tweet Rex and tell him to unblock me? The only thing that cocksuckser has ever blocked in his life is me. On Twitter! And why can I see his tweets on here if I can't see them on Twitter?

He's got a shit show on his hands in Fargo. They've added 75 to 100 cases/day the past 3 or 4 days.

Me, too. I liked his first two albums, but he fucked up the entire genre after that. He's the one who paved the way for this bro-country bullshit.

I thought for sure that would be in the top 3. Nope...not even top 5! Bro-country and FM radio drove me away from country back in the late 90s/early 2000s so apparently I missed something really great in Eric Church for him to have two songs in the top 25 of the entire history of the genre. To this day, I still dont even know the difference between him and Zac Brown. Which one wears the stocking cap even in the summer??? And for George Strait to not have a song in the top 10, Waylon's highest only at #25, and Merle's highest at #36 is a complete travesty! Now get off my fucking lawn!!! 1 Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks 2 Crazy - Patsy Cline 3 Folsum Prison Blues - Johnny Cash 4 I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton 5 Springsteen - Eric Church 6 He Stopped Loving Her Today - George Jones 7 The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band 8 King of the Road - Roger Miller 9 The Dance - Garth Brooks 10 On The Road Again - Willie Nelson 11 The Chair - George Strait 12 How Forever Feels - Kenny Chesney 13 Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette 14 Cruise - Florida Georgia Line 15 Mountain Music - Alabama 16 El Paso - Marty Robbins 17 Dirt Road Anthem - Jason Aldean 18 I Fall to Pieces - Patsy Cline 19 Livin' On Love - Alan Jackson 20 Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash 21 Live Like You Were Dying - Tim McGraw 22 Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams 23 When You Say Nothing At All - Keith Whitley 24 Drink in My Hand - Eric Church 25 Luckenbach, Texas - Waylon Jennings 26 Dont Take The Girl - Tim McGraw 27 God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood 28 Hello Darlin' - Conway Twitty 29 Dont Blink - Kenny Chesney 30 Lookin' For Love - Johnny Lee 31 Coal Miner's Daughter - Loretta Lynn 32 Its A Great Day to Be Alive - Travis Tritt 33 Take The Job and Shove It - Johnny Paycheck 34 Play it Again - Luke Bryan 35 Forever and Ever, Amen - Randy Travis 36 Okie From Muskogee - Merle Haggard 37 Neon Moon - Brooks & Dunn 38 Big Green Tractor - Jason Aldean 39 The Gambler - Kenny Rogers 40 Its Five O'Clock Somewhere - Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett 41 A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash 42 All My Ex's Live in Texas - George Strait 43 Wagon Wheel - Darius Rucker 44 Kiss An Angel Good Morning - Charley Pride 45 Colder Weather - Zac Brown Band 46 Good Hearted Woman - Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson 47 Fancy - Reba McEntire 48 Hey, Good Looking - Hank Williams 49 Cowboy Take Me Away - Dixie Chicks 50 Six Days On The Road - Dave Dudley 51 Its Your Love - Tim McGraw 52 You Never Even Called Me By My Name - David Allan Coe 53 Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift 54 Sunday Morning Coming Down - Johnny Cash 55 Island in the Stream - Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers 56 Crazy Girl - Eli Young Band 57 Always on My Mind - Willie Nelson 58 Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band 59 Walkin' After Midnight - Patsy Cline 60 My Maria - Brooks & Dunn 61 Alright - Darius Rucker 62 Mammas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson 63 If Tomorrow Never Comes - Garth Brooks 64 Need You Now - Lady Antebellum 65 Daddy Sang Bass - Johnny Cash 66 Landslide - Dixie Chicks 67 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton 68 The Battle of New Orleans - Johnny Horton 69 God Gave Me You - Blake Shelton 70 Amarlillo By Morning - George Strait 71 Gentle On My Mind - Glen Campbell 72 The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia - Reba McEntire 73 Jambalaya - Hank Williams 74 Mud on the Tires - Brad Paisley 75 Independence Day - Martina McBride 76 The Fightin' Side of Me - Merle Haggard 77 People Are Crazy - Billy Currington 78 Should've Been a Cowboy - Toby Keith 79 I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash 80 Drivin' My Life Away - Eddie Rabbitt 81 Gettin' You Home - Chris Young 82 Hello Walls - Faron Young 83 Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett 84 Drink a Beer - Luke Bryan 85 Tulsa Time - Don Williams 86 She Dont Know She's Beautiful - Sammy Kershaw 87 Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean 88 Drunk On a Plane - Dierks Bentley 89 Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn 90 Smoky Mountain Rain - Ronnie Milsap 91 Dang Me - Roger Miller 92 Something Like That - Tim McGraw 93 Is Anybody Goin' to San Antone - Charley Pride 94 Let Your Love Flow - The Bellamy Brothers 95 Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford 96 She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenny Chesney 97 I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams 98 If You're Gonna Play in Texas - Alabama 99 Honey Bee - Blake Shelton 100 Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain - Willie Nelson

They've been looping this for the past several days. They're in the top 100 right now. I have no idea how they arrive at their rankings, but I know for a fact that FOUR Darius Rucker songs in the top 150 is laughable. Also of note: Eric Church has 2 songs in the top 24 while Waylon's highest song was #25. Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean both had a song higher than Waylon.

It is...I was just kidding. Those things seem to be more common up here this spring/early summer than catching an aggy sneaking a sip from his jizz jar.