Burt
Legacy Members
-
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Currently
Viewing Topic: Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Everything posted by Burt
-
Trump’s America
In your letter you said you didn't love me You said you're gonna leave me But you could've said it better Oh in your letter, you said you couldn't face me You said you could replace me But you could've said it better
-
The downfall of Lindsay Graham
I believe that' IS the proper way for a grown-ass man to act (on surly).
-
2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Probably arguing over that shitty parking job. I'd like to fight the owner of that Hummer just because they own a Hummer. Throw in the parking job and weapons become a no-brainer.
-
2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Died a long time ago at my house.
-
2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Gerald Connolly, Virginia Rep - D https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/us/gerald-connolly-dead.html?campaign_id=60&emc=edit_na_20250521&instance_id=154972&nl=breaking-news®i_id=82098454&segment_id=198381&user_id=e2eb576832894f8744c5954a7e9eef4e
-
Trump’s America
Some great signs here...
-
SEC Men’s Basketball 2024-2025: Somebody has to be the 16th seed in Nashville
Bye bitches!
-
DOGE: America Fucking Around
RIF supposedly coming next week. I have a feeling this return to work is a CYA to avoid lawsuit, only to be RIFedlater.
-
DOGE: America Fucking Around
Fired probationary NWS folks are starting to get these letters stating they were fired in error and should return to work by Wednesday.
-
President Huff & Puff addresses Congress
Cant be autistic if you're dead from measles.
-
President Huff & Puff addresses Congress
Have fun, farmers!
-
UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Ole Miss's program looks pretty good right now. We should throw all the money at their coach and see if he'd bite.
-
DOGE: America Fucking Around
Its hit the NWS now. Probationary employees are getting their terminations emails as I type.
-
Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Here's a little diddy I just made... https://suno.com/song/93afb618-a8b5-4637-bb08-0755c1fd17c4 [Verse] Lauren rollin' in her ride Red white blue Got nothin' to hide Staggered steps Straight to the show Mar-a-lago lights in a neon glow [Verse 2] Kid Rock sippin' whiskey neat Power bottom with a sore seat Raised a glass Said cheers to fame He really isn't But all the same [Chorus] She's pulling things Grip is tight In the dim club's searing light She grabs his rope Gets in her flow Lauren Kid Try and steal the show [Verse 3] Crowd goes wild Lauren's pullin' hard Kid Rock smirks He can't get hard In the game of power and might Up is down Wrong feels right
-
RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
Wait, I'm not seeing anyth.....ooooooh.
-
DOGE: America Fucking Around
McConnell already did that for them.
-
DOGE: America Fucking Around
I'm just shy of 10 months from my minimum retirement age. I'm also a 5-pt vet with 34 yrs of federal service. I'm not TOO worried about a RIF, but I am concerned these cocksuckers would try to just come in and shut down the entire office and try and fuck me over on my retirement. I'm also concerned that, if they dont shut us down, we'll, at a minimum, lose some of our younger folks. That means I'd be forced back into working rotating shiftwork on the weather desk again...and I'm too goddamn old to go back to rotating shiftwork. If that happens, I'll also have to resign from my high school softball coaching gig...right as I'm getting the program rebuilt from practically being dead. Fuck Elon, and fuck every feckless republican congressman who is too chickenshit to step up and stop this bullshit.
-
DOGE: America Fucking Around
Got my email about an hour ago. Not sure how, or if I'm responding. I never responded to his very first email asking everyone to reply "Yes" if they received it. If I do reply, it may be something along the lines of this: - did my job on Monday - did my job on Tuesday - did my job on Wednesday - did my job on Thursday - Fucked around on Friday (day off) - Found out (about this email) on Saturday
-
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Served with a guy who made E-4 three times, and E-5 twice.
-
Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
They should probably do it in stages and go to a squaregon first.
-
Trump’s America
As I mentioned, I'd give editing privileges to a select few here. If anyone wanted it, they could send a PM. The vetting process would probably be more thorough than the current administration's process to get a secret clearance, though. I'd also like to keep the current format, too.
-
Trump’s America
You, sir, may as well be speaking Martian because I cannot understand what you're saying to me. 👽
-
Trump’s America
Here's a link to a google document - https://docs.google.com/document/d/18F1A6LT3wDvwSvSdkAQt86lTQZ_CkfXKBTlmjFflxMs/edit?usp=sharing It's viewable only for now because I didn't want to allow the shitheads (if you're wondering if you're in that group, you're probably in that group) could edit it, but I'm not opposed to giving a select few here edit privileges.
-
Trump’s America
Just saw that right after I posted! I'll work on that this evening when work slows down.
-
Trump’s America
I found it so hard to keep up with the utter bullshit from this administration the first time around that I decided I'd try a running log this time. I know there are things I've missed, so I'd appreciate anyone pointing out where I'm lacking. 1/20/25 - pardoned every J6er - Elon does Nazi salute twice - signed executive order saying White House can give top secret clearances to anyone, without being vetted - announced during inaugural address that US would expand its territories 1/21/25 - pardoned Ross Ulbricht, Silk Road founder - ordered closure of all DEI offices 1/23/25 - begins ICE deportations 1/24/25 - fired 12 Inspector Generals without required 30 day notice to Congress - Hegseth confirmed at Sec of Def - in NC press conference, reaffirms Canada should become 51st state 1/25/25 - confirms Noem at Sec of Homeland Sec 1/27/25 - several lawyers who worked on criminal investigations into Trump are fired - fired NLRB General Counsel Abruzzo 1/28/25 - sent Elon email offering deferred resignation - revokes Milley's security detail and his security clearance 1/29/25 - at signing of Laken Riley Act, states he will use Guantanamo Bay to detain migrants - federal employees who dont show up to work in person will be fired - settles with Meta for $25 million - confirms Zeldin as EPA administrator - American Eagle flight 5342 collides with Army helicopter killing all 67 1/30/25 - suggests DEI played a role in crash from previous day - several senior FBI employees given ultimatum to resign 1/31/25 - Elon aides lock gov. employees out of computer systems 2/1/25 - puts 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico, and 10% tariffs on China - orders airstrikes in Somalia - Treasury Sec Bessent gives DOGE access to Federal Payment System - Hegseth cancels Black History Month, Junteenth, MLK Day, Holocaust Remembrance Day, etc for DOD 2/3/25 - Sec of State Rubio announced he is now head of USAID - announced creation of "wealth fund" 2/4/25 - all direct-hire personnel of USAID placed on admin leave - Pam Bondi confirmed as Attorney General - calls for permanent removal of Palestinians from Gaza 2/6/25 - Vought confirmed at Director of OMB 2/7/25 - dismisses JFK Center board and appoints himself chairman 2/9/25 - declares Feb 9, 2025 Gulf of America Day - instructs treasury to stop printing pennies 2/10/25 - Dep Atty General Bove orders Southern Dist of NY to dismiss charges on Eric Adams - imposes 25% tariff on all foreign steel and aluminum 2/11/25 - Marc Fogel released from Russian prison in exchange for Alexander Vinnik - AP barred from Oval Office event because it didn't recognize Gulf of America 2/12/25 - Gabbard confirmed at Director of National Intelligence - speaks with Putin via phone about negotiations to end war - new Kennedy Center board unanimously elected Trump at chairman 2/13/25 - Southern District of NY Danielle Sassoon resigns; Dept Atty Gen Bove says she will be investigated to determine whether termination or some other action is appropriate - RFK Jr confirmed as Sec of Health and Human Services 2/14/25 - AP indefinitely banned from Oval Office and AF1 over Gulf of America 2/15/25 - Ukraine is excluded from peace talks to settle war 2/18/25 - Howard Lutnick confirmed at Sec of Commerce - Trump calls Zelenskyy a dictator and says Ukraine started the war 2/19/25 - Trump calls himself the king on MAGA-twitter