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  1. Burt
    Oh man, that sucks! Hope it works out.
  2. Burt
    NachoSarah is a great follow, for wit and for tit.
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    Lately, every time I walk away from this threat for even for 5 hours I get 2, 3, and sometimes 5 pages behind. Then while scrolling through the pages yet another page behind! So it got me to wondering...was the 2018 thread the same way? Come to find out it moved even faster. That thread began on March 25th...and accumulated 896 pages in 282 days. This year's thread is "only" on page 797 (unless another was added while I typed this) in...get this --- 282 days. There's your fucking stat of the day. Now back to our eventual Trumpagedon......
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    Yep. And I meant to attribute that to a mook here in my office from earlier this morning, got sidetracked with other shit, then came back and posted without adding that.
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    Because he was making $50k/month! That's like $6 million, dude!
  6. Burt
    I want you to show me the way
  7. Burt
    So Allie is a little over a year and a half now. Her mom is a yellow lab who belongs to a guy I coach with. She got out of his backyard when she went into heat so he isn't certain who the dad is. She looks mostly like a Lab, but she has a slightly larger head, is broader in the shoulders and is taller than others we've had. She's mostly black, but the undercoat behind her ears is blond, and she looks deep brown/red when the sunlight hits her right. She also weighs over 90 lbs whereas most female labs typically weigh between 60 to 75 lbs. Any ideas?
  8. Burt
    More like trucks and vehicles. All trucks are vehicles....but not the other way around.
  9. Burt
    It's more accurate to say racists are republicans.
  10. Burt
    Count me in as being for "electrified" evangelicals.
  11. Burt
    Shit, I see @Hank Kingsley already beat me to Fool & the Gang. And I was so proud of that one, too.
  12. Burt
    Fool & The Gang Lionel Bitchie and the Commonwhores
  13. Burt
    Are you saying you didn't know him but you didn't like him? Say you care less how he feels?
  14. Burt
    But can you do it with an erection?
  15. Burt
    This is laid out so perfect even a Trumpkin can almost grasp it.
  16. Burt
    I wont be happy until he's decomposing.
  17. Burt
    I had one of those in Arlington on Cooper St back in the 80s. Between that and dating a preacher's daughter in high school, this ol' Bowie county country boy's expectation of sexual favors from future women was severely over-inflated.
  18. Burt
    A professional isn't that obvious! lol
  19. Burt
    Who "practices" in the 4th quarter of a tight game for a situation that may occur later in the season?
  20. Burt
    This is worse than 6-man football in central Texas.
  21. Burt
    Aggy got a whole lot of quit in 'em.
  22. Burt
    Nice shot, man.
  23. Burt
    That damn #DeerWeek commercial for the Outdoor Channel plays every fucking time the MLB Network goes to commercial.
  24. Burt

    Ric Ocasek RIP

    Burt replied to HenryJames's topic in Music

    Yep, its like everything is "Moving in Stereo" through my mind. Its been "Touch and Go" and "Up and Down" all evening, but "I Refuse" to let it "Strap Me In."
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    Ric Ocasek RIP

    Burt replied to HenryJames's topic in Music

    I just heard the news about an hour ago on my "Drive" to the grocery store. "You Might Think" its no big deal, but "I'm Not The One" to agree as their music was "Just What I Needed" back in junior high/high school. They weren't afraid to "Shake It Up" and make new wave popular. So through the "Magic" of the internet, I fired up Pandora on The Cars station and "Let The Good Times Roll." After this news, "It's All I Can Do."

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