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Burt

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  1. An ambulance has to go everywhere with him?
  2. I went back and read a couple of pages of this thread around the time it happened (12:11pm) and didn't see anyone acknowledge....but when they had that shitty punt with a little under 6 minutes left in the half, it went out of bounds at our 34. But when the drive started, we had the ball at the 24. Was there a penalty??? Gus and Klickity Klatt were too busy playing grab ass and didn't address it. So what happened?
  3. Oh man, that sucks! Hope it works out.
  4. NachoSarah is a great follow, for wit and for tit.
  5. Lately, every time I walk away from this threat for even for 5 hours I get 2, 3, and sometimes 5 pages behind. Then while scrolling through the pages yet another page behind! So it got me to wondering...was the 2018 thread the same way? Come to find out it moved even faster. That thread began on March 25th...and accumulated 896 pages in 282 days. This year's thread is "only" on page 797 (unless another was added while I typed this) in...get this --- 282 days. There's your fucking stat of the day. Now back to our eventual Trumpagedon......
  6. Yep. And I meant to attribute that to a mook here in my office from earlier this morning, got sidetracked with other shit, then came back and posted without adding that.
  7. Because he was making $50k/month! That's like $6 million, dude!
  8. I want you to show me the way
  9. So Allie is a little over a year and a half now. Her mom is a yellow lab who belongs to a guy I coach with. She got out of his backyard when she went into heat so he isn't certain who the dad is. She looks mostly like a Lab, but she has a slightly larger head, is broader in the shoulders and is taller than others we've had. She's mostly black, but the undercoat behind her ears is blond, and she looks deep brown/red when the sunlight hits her right. She also weighs over 90 lbs whereas most female labs typically weigh between 60 to 75 lbs. Any ideas?
  10. More like trucks and vehicles. All trucks are vehicles....but not the other way around.
  11. It's more accurate to say racists are republicans.
  12. Count me in as being for "electrified" evangelicals.
  13. Shit, I see @Hank Kingsley already beat me to Fool & the Gang. And I was so proud of that one, too.
  14. Fool & The Gang Lionel Bitchie and the Commonwhores
  15. Are you saying you didn't know him but you didn't like him? Say you care less how he feels?
  16. But can you do it with an erection?
  17. This is laid out so perfect even a Trumpkin can almost grasp it.
  18. I wont be happy until he's decomposing.
  19. I had one of those in Arlington on Cooper St back in the 80s. Between that and dating a preacher's daughter in high school, this ol' Bowie county country boy's expectation of sexual favors from future women was severely over-inflated.
  20. A professional isn't that obvious! lol
  21. Who "practices" in the 4th quarter of a tight game for a situation that may occur later in the season?
  22. This is worse than 6-man football in central Texas.
  23. Aggy got a whole lot of quit in 'em.
  24. Nice shot, man.
  25. That damn #DeerWeek commercial for the Outdoor Channel plays every fucking time the MLB Network goes to commercial.
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