Burt

We're getting closer and closer to seeing these fuckheads heading to Upstate.

I was thinking of posting an upside down chart of Nike's stock on my Facebook page and watching the mooks celebrate.

The democrats have all the ammo they need for the upcoming election yet this is how I envision it ending.....

He needs a short month like February soon to break this trend!

Hope he's not talking about the National Weather Service. I can assure you, we are not [his] people.

Is that kind of like an Indian giver?

Two summers ago, I was taking my now 99 year old grandmother back home from a fish fry at my parents' place. Most of her side of the family has lived in the middle of nowhere Cass county since she was a kid, and that's where I spent many a day growing up myself. But it had been a couple of years since I'd been there, so on the way she was giving me the run down on who lived in each house on the way up Highway 77 - "the Blacks live there now; that's a family of Vietnamese who bought the convenience store; the Blacks live there....and they live there, too". It took me a minute to figure out she wasn't talking about a large family with the last name of Black. She was talking about "the blacks". I guess that's progress for her, though....so she's come a long way since my younger days when she use to complain about the n_____ boy speeding down her road. So I, too, grew up around n____ rigging, n____ toes, n____ knocking, etc. My uncle down the road from my grandmother still has a dog named N____ Chaser, though.

Kid almost caused a fight in Bowie County tonight.

You know what they say, the great ones die at 27.

Almost 14 years ago to the day we brought Candy home under the guise that she'd be a birthday present for both my wife and son. Within a week she had adopted me, though, following me everywhere I went. She was a very smart dog who learned very quickly that she could milk me for treats by doing all the tricks I'd taught her. We lost her earlier this morning. Holly let her out and when she went back to get her she had passed away in the back yard. She had been on heart medication for about a year so we knew the time was coming soon, but it still doesn't make it any easier. She was my football buddy always lay in my lap while watching Horns....right up until I started yelling. Then she'd hop off the couch and stand at the edge of the room staring at me like in the upper left of this pic until I calmed down. This is the second dog I've had to bury on the morning before a Longhorn game in the past two years. Gonna miss this girl but she had a hell of a 14 1/2 year run.

In her defense, Joe "Droopy Dog" Lieberman was speaking. But still, fuck her.

I haven't ate at Luby's in well over a decade. We use to eat at the one in Killeen (post-massacre) all the time back in my Air Force days. We also had a Bryce's in Texarkana that was pretty damn sweet, too....especially the one in old downtown.

"I got a little girl. Somebody rapes her, he's a dead dog. I'll blow him away just like Carl Lee did."

I dont think he ever did prison time. Pretty sure it was all probation.

I think he's referring to himself and Manafort once they go the prison commissary.

And to make it worse, someone dug deep into Newcomb's tweets during the game. Every celebrity should lock their shit down yesterday.

When you've lost the Amash, you've lost the country.

Speaking of her, how the fuck does she have 30K followers??? https://twitter.com/mkelly007

Some "friends" of ours are going.

FIFY

Trumpkin/aggy: "look at those sips takin' a knee!"