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Not a cat

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  1. I suppose it says a lot about me that the only character I connected with was Steve Carrel's. And they really should include watching this series in any premarital counseling because it reminded me exactly how hard marriage was.
  2. I guess this is the appropriate thread for stories of hot chicks being stabbed to death.
  3. South 1st south of slaughter. Mary Moore seawright park. Good luck.
  4. I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it. And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.
  5. That's just spending about .0005% of his net worth to keep her happy. Call me when she's on the board of directors at Oracle.
  6. We had the ball on the 15 after picking off a hail Mary and just went into victory formation. Though that kneel down looked awkward, were you required to make it look like you tripped back then?
  7. I'm not sure if the curse applies to Tulane since he wasn't fired, but his successor was Greg Davis and you can probably guess how that worked out for Tulane.
  8. Laugh, it's just like Bill to measure the patriot success under him by how much he grew the market value of the team.
  9. Doubt the Mack Brown curse at your peril.
  10. My favorite part of the article was, "hey 3 first rounders isn't that impressive, we did it too (over a decade ago)."
  11. Put your hands on this thread and see what happens...
  12. Yeah, I think if saints had the top pick and arch was consensus #1, he'd have to be tempted.
  13. I believe you. Honestly I considered adding hooker to the list originally but figured sugar daddy was close enough.
  14. They're just woman haters. Carry on, in fact require everyone to cc her on all communications.
  15. Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site. I am leaning heavily to the latter.
  16. The face of narcissistic collapse.
  17. I know it's stolen valor since it's not a wife but the wildest and longest (5+ years) friend with benefits of my life just started perimenopause at 42. She is now my friend. It's stunning what happened to her drive and general demeanor. Good luck.
  18. I started the series on horse racing but made it about 15 minutes. I've never seen a more shallow and status obsessed group of people. When even the jockey started humble bragging about how big his house was, I ejected.
  19. Having never personally eaten it, I'm gonna trust you on that. It might be good prepared Asian style, but apparently the Germans in New Braunfels haven't quite mastered it.
  20. Every elderly lady in front of me in any checkout line.
  21. Miracle whip sandwiches bring back memories. Both parents were public school teachers so we were more middle class, but they both grew up so poor and kept their habits that I thought we were. My mom would tell stories of eating cow tongue and stuffing newspaper into her ratty old shoes when it got cold.
  22. They sense that you are at peace and react accordingly.
  23. Sorority thread. And this-
  24. He sounded a little taller on the radio.
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