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Not a cat

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  1. i think there's a real possibility he might be doing something other than football for several years.
  2. For a DINK couple, one of whom is a welder, they sure seemed to act like $300 was some kind of mammoth bill. Also
  3. You had your initial watch with too late of an episode. Try season 1, episode 1 so you can ease into it...
  4. So did wulaw ever get that bet on how many horns are drafted? Bond pulling a Kobe might be the difference.
  5. I wish there were only a way to contact your wife's friend's friend to ask some questions. We could even invite him on this thread.
  6. You think I'm some rookie? Why do you think I need the RV heated in the first place?
  7. Serious question re bond and flight risk, doesn't the strength of the state's case play into calculating the risk of flight? If I'm about to go to trial facing 20 plus years and my chances of being found not guilty are miniscule, you better believe I'm researching countries with no extradition and how to get to them.
  8. So my RV has an internal LP tank of a few gallons for heating and cooking. I mean I've always known that was obviously flammable, but how big of a bomb am I driving around with?
  9. How do you leave out the part that he literally made the center cry? That's the best part of the story.
  10. Is she shorter, say around 5'3"? If so, really stress the lyric about 36-24-36. This is a golden opportunity.
  11. Dude, I'm divorced and firmly committed to a remaining life of bachelorhood, and even my dumbass knows not to say something like that. Take it to the stupid things celibate husbands say thread.
  12. The moment they asked for your "salary range" alarm bells would be going off for me. I'm not sure how that's germane to your sobriety, but it is to how much they can extract from you.
  13. Day party
  14. Kids these days will find a way to combine any 2 words into one. I need an interpreter to speak with my college age son, especially if he's spent all day at a darty. Now, get off my lawn.
  15. Is this a pickup line I should learn for the middle age divorced suburban mom dating market and if so WTF does it even mean?
  16. Otherfuckers really is the perfect term for those schools.
  17. My son goes to Iowa and knows one of the guys on the practice squad. He said Caitlyn talked some shit during those scrimmages, along the lines of asking the guy guarding her something like "how you like that, bitch?"
  18. But if a stranger camped in your cave, shit got serious.
  19. CBS putting the term "team work" on their slick opening graphics makes me ragey.
  20. I mean, I know it's so unlikely as to be impossible, but what happens if you lose the first 3 hands?
  21. Yeah, about that, California don't play around with in state tuition. For an undergrad with both parents out of state, the student has to prove they are completely independent (jobs, loans, etc) and have lived in state. There's none of this "pinky swear I promise I'm independent", you need documents. Ask me how I know this ... UCSB has dorms but there are a few that are off campus. Try to get one of the ones on campus because the off campus ones suck (according to daughter).
  22. My daughter is a senior at UCSB right now. Pretty much what everyone on here has said, great school in paradise. Only drawbacks are 1) it's expensive as hell if you're out of state and 2) there's no football team. If your daughter is like mine, she gives zero shits about either of those.
  23. Can you hammer a six inch spike through a railroad tie with your penis? Not right now.
  24. There's actually a blockbuster still open in Bend, Oregon. Though from the looks of their merchandise when I was in there a couple of weeks ago, they're making their money selling movie paraphernalia and other crap to nostalgic Gen Xers.
  25. I don't want to brag, but nailed it.
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