Everything posted by Not a cat
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Not directly wife related but it amuses me when someone that's supposed to be a college football writer mentions that at least Texas gets Oklahoma as a home game that year.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
It's almost as if making the 4 team playoffs every year and winning it almost half the time lulled them into a sense of complacency. Given bama's NIL problems, combined with tOSU's hiring at AD, well that couldn't happen to 2 more deserving programs.
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Bye bye, Sports Illustrated?
Bobby Lackey. Edited to change from Bobby Morrow, who was a sprinter for Texas.
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Bye bye, Sports Illustrated?
1984? I could swear we were 1 and they were 2 before we imploded at the end of that season.
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Bye bye, Sports Illustrated?
This is the pic that had notakitten shamelessly lying to his father. It's like the clouds parted and I understood the meaning of life when I saw it.
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Bye bye, Sports Illustrated?
Growing up, I'd wait patiently for my dad's SI subscription to arrive in the mailbox, especially during football season, and read that thing cover to cover. After a big Texas victory, I'd calculate odds of Texas getting on the cover, because that shit mattered to me back then. I still remember when I was 11 or so, I asked my dad for the location of a weeks old February edition, because it had a a neat little article on skiing I wanted to read. I remember him smirking and saying "skiing, huh?". I was convinced at the time that he had no idea I really wanted to look at the swimsuit models. Kids are dumb, especially ones desperate for spank material.
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Jim Irsay OD’d and had to be revived with narcan in December
Maybe it's the edible finally kicking in, but I initially read that as your son was South Austin. Which would be hilarious if you think about it.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Did he go by the pharmacy? Needs to get cracking if he's gaining that 20 pounds of muscle by September.
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101 Most-watched CFB games of 2023
It was the highest ranked ESPN regular season game and games on cable channels tend to get lower ratings. But yeah it should still have been higher than those numbers
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
As long as they're missing team functions for something important it should be fine. For really critical shit the teammates will understand- you know, heavy shit like family emergency, academic tests, Rhodes scholar interviews, or Paris fashion shows.
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Casey Thompson
Paul Moriarty pulled this off in the late 80s. As he liked to say at the time, he used to bleed burnt orange, now he pisses it. Good guy, if not a bit misguided (obviously). Also Joe Don Looney enrolled at Texas , failed out first semester with a Blutarskyesque GPA, then eventually ended up in Norman. Never played a down at Texas as freshman couldn't play back then.
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Casey Thompson
Wait, did Ehlinger bad mouth Casey? Not that I mind but doesn't seem like Sam, even if it's true about Casey being a Dbag.
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Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
I am the perfect negative indicator as a coach picker. I loved the Herman hire, was highly skeptical about Sark, and was actually worried when Aggy hired Jimbo. ADs should hire me and immediately blackball my top choices. In short l, I'm just a simple farmer, person of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know, a moron. I'm saying this because I think bama knocked it out of the park with this hire. So that's a great sign for us and our SEC chances with one less contender to deal with.
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San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
So you see Barkley in a post about San Antonio women and think I meant spreewell?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I'm coming bulk? Already inspiring teammates to hit the weight room. That's a leader
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San Antonio woman cons $100,000,000 out of US Army
100 million sounds like a lot but with inflation on food prices it goes quickly.
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Sugar Bowl)
Passing widow is appropriate, considering what he did to our secondary.
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Twilight In T-Town: The End of the Nick Saban Era
Sark (hopefully) and smart for starters. I think it'll take someone special that is brash and arrogant enough to believe they can continue to feed the beast.
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Twilight In T-Town: The End of the Nick Saban Era
Can you though? I think following Saban would be about the worst situation a coach can have.
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
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Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
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