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Not a cat

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  1. Not directly wife related but it amuses me when someone that's supposed to be a college football writer mentions that at least Texas gets Oklahoma as a home game that year.
  2. It's almost as if making the 4 team playoffs every year and winning it almost half the time lulled them into a sense of complacency. Given bama's NIL problems, combined with tOSU's hiring at AD, well that couldn't happen to 2 more deserving programs.
  3. Bobby Lackey. Edited to change from Bobby Morrow, who was a sprinter for Texas.
  4. 1984? I could swear we were 1 and they were 2 before we imploded at the end of that season.
  5. This is the pic that had notakitten shamelessly lying to his father. It's like the clouds parted and I understood the meaning of life when I saw it.
  6. Growing up, I'd wait patiently for my dad's SI subscription to arrive in the mailbox, especially during football season, and read that thing cover to cover. After a big Texas victory, I'd calculate odds of Texas getting on the cover, because that shit mattered to me back then. I still remember when I was 11 or so, I asked my dad for the location of a weeks old February edition, because it had a a neat little article on skiing I wanted to read. I remember him smirking and saying "skiing, huh?". I was convinced at the time that he had no idea I really wanted to look at the swimsuit models. Kids are dumb, especially ones desperate for spank material.
  7. Maybe it's the edible finally kicking in, but I initially read that as your son was South Austin. Which would be hilarious if you think about it.
  8. Did he go by the pharmacy? Needs to get cracking if he's gaining that 20 pounds of muscle by September.
  9. It was the highest ranked ESPN regular season game and games on cable channels tend to get lower ratings. But yeah it should still have been higher than those numbers
  10. As long as they're missing team functions for something important it should be fine. For really critical shit the teammates will understand- you know, heavy shit like family emergency, academic tests, Rhodes scholar interviews, or Paris fashion shows.
  11. Not a cat replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Paul Moriarty pulled this off in the late 80s. As he liked to say at the time, he used to bleed burnt orange, now he pisses it. Good guy, if not a bit misguided (obviously). Also Joe Don Looney enrolled at Texas , failed out first semester with a Blutarskyesque GPA, then eventually ended up in Norman. Never played a down at Texas as freshman couldn't play back then.
  12. Not a cat replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Wait, did Ehlinger bad mouth Casey? Not that I mind but doesn't seem like Sam, even if it's true about Casey being a Dbag.
  13. I am the perfect negative indicator as a coach picker. I loved the Herman hire, was highly skeptical about Sark, and was actually worried when Aggy hired Jimbo. ADs should hire me and immediately blackball my top choices. In short l, I'm just a simple farmer, person of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know, a moron. I'm saying this because I think bama knocked it out of the park with this hire. So that's a great sign for us and our SEC chances with one less contender to deal with.
  14. So you see Barkley in a post about San Antonio women and think I meant spreewell?
  15. I'm coming bulk? Already inspiring teammates to hit the weight room. That's a leader
  16. 100 million sounds like a lot but with inflation on food prices it goes quickly.
  17. So if he can't give it his full attention and do it the right way, he's not just gonna coast and collect a paycheck ? Rookie move.
  18. A southern school with light admission requirements has a shitload of hot chicks? I learn new things every day on this site.
  19. Passing widow is appropriate, considering what he did to our secondary.
  20. Sark (hopefully) and smart for starters. I think it'll take someone special that is brash and arrogant enough to believe they can continue to feed the beast.
  21. Can you though? I think following Saban would be about the worst situation a coach can have.
  22. Crap, is that doxing? I figured it's a public website but don't want to have the poor woman inundated with emails from you sick bastards.
  23. Not only is Cher Armenian, her last name is Sarkisian. Sark might not even be the richest sarkisian in the world.
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