Everything posted by Not a cat
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UCF @ Oklahoma 11am on ABC
Fuck that. I never ever cheer for those sacks of shit unless their winning gives Texas a direct benefit. And I want to blow them out in a rematch when they're 12-0.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
This sounds like us and OU for some reason- Sometimes it seems just too easy, like when one Power 5 powerhouse drilled another by almost 40 points thanks in part to the rival defensive coordinator’s motioning what looked like a big zero above his head that proved to be a dead giveaway for a zero blitz call (cornerbacks on an island with no deep help).
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Tldr- War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
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Lincoln Riley to USC
I think it's more like an ex you're glad is gone but she shit in your bed and maxed out your credit cards before she left. You're glad she's gone but still bitter as hell over how she did it. Damn, I do not like defending sooners. That felt bad.
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Ducks @ Dawgs on ABC
A large flagship state school that has a shitload of money and obnoxious fans that look down on conference mates? It's actually kind of endearing to me for some reason.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
Pretty much won 2. I remember as a kid basking in the glory of those 2 almost championships.
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Mary Lou Retton not doing well
Perhaps my mind melded this commercial and the car I saw in front of Moore-Hill. Memory is weird. Like the the time Earl Campbell gave Mackovic a concussion by running into him out of bounds.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
Everyone knows the best place to take a husband with a wandering eye is to southern cal. Get away from all the temptations. As I type that I realize I have a friend who has that exact same thing happen to him. Had an affair in Texas wife demanded a move to LA.
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Iowa - Glorying In the Nepotism of the Ferentz Family
I was in Iowa city this weekend- the fans talk more about women's hoops starting this weekend than football.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
I don't think you can say fuck the homos in polite company anymore. Nor on surly.
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Bigfoot, 2023 version, this time in Colorado
I'm not sure what it'd take to get me to dress as Sasquatch in the rural west but it's a lot. I'd also want kevlar undergarments.
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Bigfoot, 2023 version, this time in Colorado
When was this? Because I know for a fact immamac was in Dallas last weekend
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Mary Lou Retton not doing well
Definitely could be, but in my old severely alcohol damaged brain I see red with MRY LOU plates parked right in front of Moore Hill and jester. But that was a looong time ago and I was (am?) a bit of a dumbass
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Mary Lou Retton not doing well
I was telling my kids about that the other day. Oh we just won a silver in women's judo 125 pound class? Very disappointing, but I'll take my fries. I remember seeing that red Corvette with vanity plates parked all around campus. She did not keep a low profile.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
I'm stunned. Ok, not really.
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The University of Texas or The University of Texas at Austin?
On a resume I always added Austin, didn't want them thinking I went to the non flagship. Out of state in conversation I say Texas, in state I say UT.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Let's hope that Egypt is actually one of those other countries that is on board.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Can you upvote viper's post without making it look like you endorse what happened? Because that is about the most fucked up thing I've ever read. JFC.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Jews being attacked in Germany? What has this world come to?
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Brisket & MIA: cannonball run to OU
I walked by immamac at the Fair while he was taking a picture with someone and said "hey it's immamac". He turned to the people he was with and just said "I'm internet famous". True story.
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3rd and 9
This. Best case scenario if he makes it is overtime. If he misses it, and let's be honest Auburn has not exactly been Justin Tucker, the likely scenario is a loss. The only scenario where an outright win was a decent chance was going for it. You can game theory all day. Just plug in percentage odds Auburn makes it, odds we convert 4th down, likelihood of OU getting field goal/TD after kickoff, ou getting FG after failed conversion, ou getting FG after failed field goal. I think unless you put in some insanely optimistic chances on auburns ability, the best chance of a win was going for it.
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Texas / OU Ticket Market Discussion
I watched the 83 game in the Astrodome. OU was on probation (shocker I know) and not allowed on broadcast TV so they showed the game on the videoboard. It even had a split for the 2 fan bases to sit. We won 28-16 and Dupree got knocked out.
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Texas / OU Ticket Market Discussion
O5 USC and tOSU were the only games I've ever been to where there just were no tickets available at any price on game day.
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Texas / OU Ticket Market Discussion
Are the tickets costing less on the okie side a function of one economy being based on meth and trailers, or is it something that fluctuates annually depending on which side has more enthusiasm?