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Not a cat

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  1. 2013, but the fact you were too lazy to look it up just proves your point.
  2. I moved from Denver to Minneapolis. Loved Denver, hate Minneapolis. So since you seem to have the exact opposite tastes as me, you'll love Minnesota.
  3. Quit being a little pussy ass bitch on your period.
  4. I don't speak moron so this is just an attempt to translate, but give him the boot, perhaps? Or there is actually some real tradition based on how in 1912 during the TCU game the corps all jizzed in a boot and poured it on the head coach who was so disgusted he immediately quit.
  5. At work the other day in a meeting a woman I work with used the term shitass. I just said aho, young warrior. We nodded knowingly while the rest of the group looked around confused.
  6. Germans and high inflation - what could possibly go wrong?
  7. 87? I hope his estate will be enough to take care of his cousin, but she's probably close to eligible for social security by now.
  8. Why did it take Poland thirty years to remove the Soviet monuments? Because they're so durn stupid.
  9. Ahhh, yes good old Jim Cramer. The guy that gave this condescending speech on February 29, 2000. Older posters may remember what started almost exactly as he was giving this speech. Hint, it rhymes with tech smeltdown. Cramer is a hack.
  10. That's actually her roommate Shelly Dubinsky.
  11. I was close friends with a sociology major from Fort Wayne that tragically died this very way. It's not a joking matter.
  12. Even better, he's divorced.
  13. This. I did something similar except at state level. I did file but transposed a couple of numbers in the account to debit from. After a couple of months and no withdrawal and no notices I called to inquire why. Asked for an abatement of penalties and interest and was actually surprised when they granted it with no questions asked. Worst case scenario you'll get a little interest and penalties and have a nice self deprecating story to tell.
  14. You ever seen ducks mate? I think drakes are into some weird s&m drowning fetish.
  15. They're more intelligent than scientists ever suspected.
  16. Putting this here for anyone that has Hefeweizen on ignore.
  17. That's the one time a post would also work as a double post.
  18. Interesting. I would have bet anything that nothing fucks with orcas.
  19. And in Texas, he's still unable to get the Texas game.
  20. I couldn't find the gif of this character saying "fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you... who's next?", so this one will have to do.
  21. Did a search in February 1998 for articles on Mack's first class and found hornfans. I was hooked like an addict immediately. I was also an early and frequent contributor to the sorority thread and now have a daughter in college. Karma has a way of getting you back.
  22. S-A-F-E-T-Y Dance.
  23. I really don't get how blatant facemasks that turn the helmet are ever "missed". It's the ball carrier, which presumably one or two officials are assigned to watch, involves player safety, and there's no judgement call to make as to whether it affected the play. Crews that miss that are either incompetent or corrupt.
  24. So I can trust Lily Tomlin and Craig Biggio?
  25. Methheads, wildfires, biblical storms, angry natives, bitter cold, mosquitoes, grizzlies clicking jaws at you. Hats off to you mooseoutfront, I think I'd have tapped out by now.
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