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    Yeah I saw that in episode 2. It was just an odd observation made by me in episode 1 as that's something that would usually be explained right away in situations like that where one family member has an entirely different accent. I just imagined them trying to get Walken to do a British accent, giving up and saying we'll explain it in later episodes. I'm also bitter we didn't get to hear his attempts at the accent as that would have been comedic gold.
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    Just started it. I love how they don't even bother trying to have Walken do a British accent. Fuck it, just do your normal voice, Chris, we'll work around it.
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    Getting old sucks

    Not a cat replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Have you tried a bidet? I never had the roids as bad as you, but have had no issues since getting a bidet 5 years ago.
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    Meth Damon killing that kid during the great train robbery was all sorts of fucked up too.
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    My nephew goes to Rice. Nice enough kid but hard to believe we share DNA. He's all into books and math and stupid shit like that.
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    Watching season 5. Nacho has perfected the facial expression of you've got to be fucking kidding me. Just conveys his thoughts perfectly.
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    Just got news from my daughter at UCSB that everyone gets instate tuition for summer school. I'm obviously thrilled, but is that normal? I told her she should work at Ralph's for 9 months of the year, only go to summer school and graduate at 30.
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    And what the hell is an old age tax? Did places used to charge seniors more?
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    My grandmother told a story of how on her first date with my grandfather in the 30's he tried to flop it out by casually paying with a 50. Well, she didn't phrase it exactly that way, but you know what I mean. Apparently, it worked.
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    I've worked with some badass Harvard lawyers and plenty of Harvard dipshits, too. But I've met only one competent Yale grad. Hell, I hardly run across many Yalies in private practice, I figure they all go into teaching or government work. True story from my days as a pup at big law. Get called into IP partner's office, saying I need to draft an asset purchase agreement for a client. Start asking all the obvious questions I'm gonna need before I discover that client is selling a used Ford Explorer. I did manage to convince her that negotiating an APA was not the cost effective way to go here.
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    The sorority thread was over 20 years ago. Not that I feel old or anything.
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    SynTex? I think it was I'm stunned, I'm pissed, it's mack brown.
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    Yellowstone

    Not a cat replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    Well they showed the rancher finding him and presumably he rescued him.
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    You can get an STD from watching someone jack off?
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    Yellowstone

    Not a cat replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    So I binged all 4 seasons over the last few weeks. General comment- Beth is just an unlikeable bully. I get they want to create a strong woman role, but a strong woman is not an asshole to the help just because she can be. On season 4, they kind of dropped the whole storyline of Kayce dropping the asshole easement owner in the cattle guard. That did not seem like the type of guy to suddenly have an epiphany that he was wrong all along and should have shared the easement with the rancher. He's the guy that's immediately pressing kidnapping and abuse of power charges against Kayce and raising hell in the media and courts.
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    All this talk scares the hell out of me for my youngest who's a junior in HS. Smart enough kid but he'd honestly rather play sports, hang with his boys and chase tail. Reminds me a lot of a kid I used to know except he doesn't have the advantage of graduating high school in Texas in the 1980s from a semi-rural public school where a grasp of basic literacy put you in the top 10%.
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    This. Without doing the humblebrag list of credentials, my academically oriented daughter (non Calif resident, no pics) applied to UCLA, Berkeley, Davis, SD and SB. Got waitlisted at the first 2. She ended up at UCSB and when she was last home she said that it is the best thing that ever happened to her. We were laughing saying what the hell did those schools want you to do, cure cancer? As I told her, it's not like you were choosing between Tech and UT. I think the closest analogy in Texas would be choosing between Rice and UT, except UT is on a damn beach with perfect weather.
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    Now imagine Johnson &Johnson is white.
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    Yellowstone

    Not a cat replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    For a balding mongloid with the intelligence of a turnip, Jimmy gets pretty good ass.
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    I'm guessing big titted Latinas don't make it up to Ohio much.
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    Full transcript in all its glory
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    You fucking one bridge having town. Once a year or so I like to rewatch the takedown of the Philly audience just to remind me of how powerful not giving a fuck really is.
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    Remember Morganna the kissing bandit? She claimed she was kicked out of a supermarket once for trying to weigh her rack using those fruit scales. Can't post a link, but I read that when I was a boy and it really stuck with me for some reason.
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    My ex used a mattress scale.
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    Gosling reaction in lower right corner above.

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