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    I'm an old but is delete this dialogue after reading slang for paste this conversation on twitter?
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    Hank Hill has a narrow Eritrea.
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    Actual story is only 15.
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    To blatantly steal from Dr Strangelove, what's the point of having the dead hand if you don't advertise its existence?
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    Meanwhile Major has already killed a dozen tanks with nothing but pure moxie and a few javelins.
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    I'm willing to live with the removal of all the Russian content from pornhub. We're all gonna have to make sacrifices- kind of a victory garden for 2022.
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    I could live with that as long as we retain the mineral rights on high school football talent.
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    No elected bald president...
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    Fuck you. As a claustrophobe the title should have been some warning, but still...
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    I've told my kids that no matter how I die, the memorial biography should end with "in lieu of flowers, please make a donation to the autoerotic asphyxiation safety society". Just to get people wondering what the hell happened.
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    I thought maybe he was calling him a tenant. Cops hate that.
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    February 13, 2022. Mark that down as the date I actually won a bet that played out exactly as I predicted. That's rare enough that I might as well go get a lotto while I'm at it.
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    I'm thinking of having another meeting... In bed.
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    Watching inventing Anna. Haven't decided if it's good or not but just realized the con woman is played by Ruth from Ozark. She must like playing fucked up accents
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    Someone said it upthread, but the ACA is income based, not asset based. So limit your realized income and you get subsidies. Basically only sell enough cap gains in a year so you look poor from an income point of view. It's not right, it's not fair, but those are the current rules.
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    I think the Rams pass rush should feast on the Bengals weak line, so I like the over on sacks by Rams (3.5) and even on total sacks (5.5). I'm a perfect negative indicator so load up on the unders.
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    That's a good way to get your dog killed. Moose fucking hate dogs because they think they are wolves. A dog in our neighborhood in the mountains got stomped to death by a moose in December. I think a better way to get his ass killed is leave him attached to a slow middle aged human that already had a heavy pack on him. I had him on a handless leash that attached to my belt so his best bet was not to be attached to my slow ass if a moose was coming after us.
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    I was hiking in Colorado with my dog and the trail went around a pond just like that that had a moose just casually eating and watching us. We couldn't have been more than 20 yards from him. I got ready to unleash the dog in case it charged us so he'd have to pick one of us to chase. Fortunately, he left us alone. The funny thing is my dog never noticed him. A squirrel farts and he goes crazy but he misses a big ass bull moose staring at us.
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    I saw that episode when he was being stalked by a jaguar and he definitely seemed spun up. Not judging, as I'd have pissed my pants. Someone once told me if a moose charges get behind a tree and do the old looney tunes cartoon trick of spinning around the tree always staying on the other side. No idea if that actually works, but it sounds good to me.
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    Username and all that.
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    What is this, a house for ants?
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    I like how they initially attacked Chupac without lasers. Just use lots of brute force against the massive wookie.
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    Was going to say this too. I describe the reacher books as Harlequin romance novels for men- escapist fantasy all of us desk jockeys wish we could be. Stroll into town, kick some asses, bang a hottie or two, right some wrongs, then move on no strings attached.
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    So you've cheated with old hot chicks and young ugly ones? I can respect that.

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