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Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
As I'm in the upper Midwest, I rarely interact with aggy so I genuinely thought the SEC worship I had read about on this board was typical hyperbole. Then, a few years ago, my son ended up playing on a team with the son of one. Holy shit, it's exactly like this board described. It's really incredible.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I must concur wholeheartedly with the Italian fellow.
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Horrible way to die new stories
I think I see the disconnect here.
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Prominent NY architect (not George Costanza) arrested and charged with six counts of murder dating to 2010
Made it all the way to second page before the political shit flinging. Not bad, surly, not bad.
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Prominent NY architect (not George Costanza) arrested and charged with six counts of murder dating to 2010
You would think that a search for 10 year school girl and 10 year old blonde girl would throw up some alarm bells on the Google machine. Hell, I'm probably on a watch list now just for typing that.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I did not get the exact details as it purportedly happened in a flash - one second dog is lunging at a chimp, next thing it's flying through the air to its death. Or maybe the chimp broke its neck immediately and the tree drop was just spiking the ball. It's not like guys sitting around the fire with a pet chimp are conducting an autopsy afterward. Even if that story is bullshit, I'd bet heavily on the chimp money line in any potential matchup
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
A guy I worked with swears the following story is true- He knew a guy with a pet chimp. Another guy's German shepherd started growling at the chimp, shit talking between the respective pet owners ensues. German shepherd was let off his leash to settle the matter. Chimp proceeds to grab the dog, carry it up a nearby tree where it dropped the lifeless dog corpse from a few stories up. The whole process took about 10 seconds. Now the narrator was a typical good ole boy prone to exaggeration in pursuit of a story but he swore it was true and I could certainly see that happening. Unless it was future man's Chihuahua or something.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Next surly tailgate we won't need space for the traditional 40 yard dash middle-aged man feats of strength, we'll just give wonderlic tests.
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Dyin - your mortal remains
Don't really care about what they do with the body but my instructions about the obituary are clear- it just has to end with "in lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Prevention Foundation"
- 2024 WR Parker Livingstone
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I'm An Alcoholic
It's like the scene in Meaning of Life right before every sperm is sacred -the mother is standing at the sink and a baby just falls out.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
That game was September in Austin and hotter than hell if I recall correctly. The stated rationale was get fresh legs in for the fourth quarter when all the buffs were worn out. It didn't work out, obviously.
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Shark eats a dude (graphic)
I learned that lesson but much later, unfortunately.
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Black Mirror
I kind of liked Mazey and the plot twist. Full disclosure I had taken a gummie before viewing but I definitely did not see that coming. Hated beyond the sea
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I suspect this part of the story is embellished for dramatic effect. I believe the rest though.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
I have a hunch that he, like most people on the board with an IQ over 70, realizes that there was nothing he could do and it was just shitty luck. Now if he had dropped it, he'd have a much harder time getting over it.
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Shark eats a dude (graphic)
Terrible ways to die thread is that way. My mother's college roommate was on her honeymoon snorkeling with her new husband when a shark came out of nowhere and took him away. I remember hearing that story as a kid and vowing to stay the hell out of the ocean.
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Favorite 30 for 30?
HP beat the Woodlands in the final. Who'd they beat in the semis - Westlake and Memorial?
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: Best scenes, scenarios
Started rewatching from season 1 this week- 1. I finally get the Gil Bang reference. I had not put that together. 2. Larry was 52 or so in the first season, where, to me at least, he looks about 65. Guy must have been born looking like an old man.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
That will blend right into the Boulder streets.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Damn. Not sure of their methodology, but I'm guessing they have us predicted as winning the conference? The only thing that can stop us is some really screwed up and one sided officiating from a conference that is still pissed at us. I'm sure we'll be fine.
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Barry: new HBO show
Or the budget, either.
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4 Years After Death, Body Still Preserved. Catholics Go Nuts
Touching the dead nun just sounds like a euphemism for masturbating.
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How is Tombstone Better?
I'm sorry, I forgot you were there. You may go now.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Is the class that included Colt and Jamaal typically referred to as the Melton (Shelton?) class?