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Not a cat

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  1. You fucking one bridge having town. Once a year or so I like to rewatch the takedown of the Philly audience just to remind me of how powerful not giving a fuck really is.
  2. Remember Morganna the kissing bandit? She claimed she was kicked out of a supermarket once for trying to weigh her rack using those fruit scales. Can't post a link, but I read that when I was a boy and it really stuck with me for some reason.
  3. Gosling reaction in lower right corner above.
  4. Wouldn't she have to steal it from Rock first, though?
  5. To some extent, but I have a friend that went to Harvard who proudly recounts his junior year when he finally got laid.
  6. Holy shit, completely missed that.
  7. I wouldn't be surprised if fetal alcohol syndrome is a huge problem among the conscripts.
  8. Found a pic of mooseoutfront...
  9. So for the non basketball junkies on here like me, what the hell happened in that VCU final four run? Did some VCU guard start hitting 80% from 3s for 4 games while each opponent lost their star to injury? I can't fathom how shaka made the final four with a small school. It's like me banging Salma Hayek, theoretically possible but still mind bottling (sic).
  10. I think she's doing a pretty good job. She's really good at the aggressive nodding of the head when she's saying something that she knows is total bullshit. As if she's also trying to convince herself it's true.
  11. So last place gets their money back, right?
  12. I believe the correct term is person of service.
  13. Who the fuck has 1000 personal staff? Maybe that's normal for heads of state but that seems like a lot. Of course I don't even have a maid so might be out of touch with the .01%.
  14. Not a kitten (son's picks) UConn 5 Msu 7 Indiana 12 (tie break) Texas 6 ISU 11 SDSU 8 Mich 11 Illinois 4
  15. For some reason I read the tiebreaker as having to be an entirely new 9th team. Which appears to be wrong. Removing wiscy and adding Houston as my tiebreaker.
  16. Going into Russian court w a blue and yellow necklace. She does have balls, I'll give her that.
  17. UConn 5 UCLA 4 Iowa 5 Lsu 6 Houston 5 San Francisco 10 Arkansas 4 St Mary's 5 Tie- Wisconsin 3
  18. The Ukranian Guernica.
  19. You bastard. As I walk into the gates of hell, Hitler will walk up and say "don't feel bad I laughed at it too."
  20. Same time period for me- I recall after all the season ticket packages, rec center fees and student insurance fees, we were looking at 450 or 500 per semester. That's like 1250 in today's dollars. So basically 10k for 4 years of tuition- yeah I guess we had it pretty damn good.
  21. Obligatory I love my kids, they're my world, can't imagine life without them, yada, yada. And that is all true. But if I'm being honest I'd also probably have enjoyed my life so far just fine if I had never had kids. Especially if my wife was hot as shit and liked to swing. This is one of those you'll probably be happy with either decision unless you've had a lifetime goal of being a parent. Kind of like the kid that was rejected by UT and ends up at their backup choice, and 4 years later can't imagine wanting to go anywhere else.
  22. Had the exact thing with my daughter at the same age. As twice horn said, keeping her busy was key. As long as she had shit going on she was fine, but over spring or summer break she was a mess. That might be my daughter's personality but it worked for her. We found her a therapist she liked and it really helped. We also tried the cognitive group therapy but she found it was a group where she didn't fit in- ie most of the kids were talking about heroin habits or felony probation and she was like WTF. She also got on an anti depressant, can't remember which one but be careful there because some have been known to increase suicide rates in teens. So have a really pointed discussion about that with the prescribing physician. If it helps you feel better, she's now a 19 year old freshman on the other side of the country at college and kicking all kinds of ass (not meant as a humble rag but to give you a light at the end of the tunnel.) Good luck.
  23. Is it really though? I grew up in a middle class family of 4 in a 2000 sq foot 2 story and it felt plenty big. I currently live in a 4100 sq foot house for me full time and my son half time and I cannot wait to get rid of that albatross (the house, not the kid)
  24. Pool in back, pizza on the roof- that'll get you to 7 figures pretty quickly.
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