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    Comparing this game to Agincourt is just silly. This was clearly a Teutoburg forest game- fired up barbarians on their home turf and all.
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    For the #1 job in the country we sure do suck a lot. It's like saying let's make a list of the top pickup artists and rank as #1 the 6'4" billionaire with washboard abs, ignoring the fact that he hasn't been laid in over a decade because he always introduces himself with the pull my finger fart joke.
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    I'm about to sell a used car and going to use vroom or carvana rather than mess with selling it via craigslist. I'm assuming from this post to stick with carvana and hotness with vroom? Any other options out there?
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    Chance Mock had some moments, but I think we need something better right now.
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    Hasn't been raining just south of the cities in Bloomington but its about to open up soon.
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    Likely going to be raining tonight in Minneapolis if that matters. I still think OSU rolls them but it would favor the team with the ground game.
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    It's stunning how quickly she went from feminist icon to I'm just a naive confused girl manipulated by a bad man. I can't blame her as I'd claim to be a sooner fan if I thought it might help keep me out of prison, but it's still funny. As twicehorn said, we're about to get an example of the gender disparity in sentencing. I notice she even had a kid a few months ago. I'm no criminal lawyer, but if I were dreaming up a dream client to defend on criminal charges it would be a white mother of a newborn.
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    TEXAS QB TALK

    Not a cat replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football

    I've heard he has the legs of VY, accuracy of Colt, arm strength of Simms and moxie of Major.
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    Trust trees don't grow well in the mountains.
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    Sorry, if I was unclear, I was pointing out to poster above me that your use of tu was in reference to Tulsa and not an aggyesque swipe at Texas. Phrasing could have been better on my part.
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    Tulsa schollie, not UT.
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    I read that the Taliban told the regular army soldiers they could quit now and go home and nobody would fuck with them. But if they fought and lost, shit was gonna get real. Seems they made a business decision.
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    How in the hell would anyone have any idea on an entertainer's net worth? I mean, they could figure out how much money they likely earned but a lot of artists don't tend to be the best savers/investors. And they're not government officials or officers of publicly traded companies that have to do filings about their holdings.
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    Artest's speech pattern sounds exactly like Rodman to me. Wonder if they had the same thing.
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    +1 on the spirit guide. Also loved the bitchy medical receptionist- "this girl with stomach pain is selling meat pies, anyone want one?"
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    Just watched it last night. If you liked the first, you'll like this one.
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    You had me until you got silly and threw in bird law. Only one man will be the #1 authority on bird law for the foreseeable future and it ain't Crowder.
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    If I move to Cuba where the internet is shut down, does that mean I can't see all you fuckers quoting bad teammate?
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    Shut the fuck up, asshole.
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    Someone with your post count should know this, but we do not say this on the surl. Ever. You might was well bang less than supermodels and make under 500k while you're at it.

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