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  1. Not a cat
    So your memory of watching a game in Boulder with Ricky williams is a bit hazy for some reason?
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    I heard the same thing. That was awkward as hell in the booth
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    For a couple of years after my alcoholic ex wife moved out I'd find empty bottles hidden in the strangest places. She was a resourceful one, when properly motivated.
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    Those special moments when you know that you've done your job as a parent. At a meeting with my daughter's kindergarten teacher years ago, the teacher mentioned that she was a little troubled that when she brought up that her brother lives in Oklahoma, my daughter yelled out "your brother is a cheater and not a good person." You've just got to raise them right, instill good values, and then hope for the best.
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    I like that a face scan is apparently not to match the user's visage to a database to ensure security but, as the name literally implies, to verify that the person has a face.
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    Why not? Herman got 3 plus seasons, strong got 3. And most importantly, we didn't have an early signing day when strong was here.
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    It's an iron law of Texas coaching- any year you have Kansas scheduled and don't beat them, you get fired.
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    Redundant. That's the word you're looking for, not oxymoron.
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    I'm at a friend's hunting lodge with a group of friends. I installed a luxe neo 120 in my quarters. They're curious about it, but all seem hesitant to use it. As the old saying goes, you can lead a dirty ass to water, but you can't make it wash.
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    Herm trying to reenact the hostage scene from Blazing Saddles. Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?
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    I had no idea who Kendra Scott was so I went to her wikipedia page and saw this little fact-"Scott's designs also appeared in Randolph Duke's 2007 runway show." So the person sleeping with Tom (allegedly) has worked closely with the poster most adamantly against hiring Urban. This is grassy knoll Roswell level conspiracy shit. It bottles the mind.
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    You're telling me the woman with a tricked out car with giant longhorns that wears a burnt orange pimp cape to games is an attention whore? Let's not jump to any conclusions now.
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    "They did a good job defending Cade (Brewer). I think if you watch the replay, you’ll see Roschon Johnson wide open on the corner route, and we missed him.” This quote is so perfectly Herman. Hey, don't blame me I made a perfect call, blame our back up punter for not being able to go through the progressions and get to his second read.
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    We have posters running sprints against each other? We might as well have a surly olympics. 100 yard dash, bench press, uncle rico football toss, etc. It would be glorious.
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    I think certain posters create a username just waiting for the absolute perfect moment to use it to its fullest potential. This was that moment.
  16. Not a cat
    But were their dads roommates in college?
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    Yeah keeping the name struck me as strange too. It's not like he was a good father to her that she loved, she never knew the guy.
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    A kid from my Minneapolis neighborhood is a junior at isu. He texted me after midnight one night this week trying to convince me to road trip with him to Austin for the game. That's just a perfect example of the ISU fanbase- get drunk and think a 15+ hour road trip with the neighborhood Texas dad over Thanksgiving is actually a great idea. That kind of shit is why I won't be that upset when those goofy bastards destroy us next week. That, and it being the final nail in Mensa's coffin
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    So the victim was old enough to vote? Progress, not perfection.
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    Question for soccer fans- does each popular star player get their own chant or is there a set number of standard chants and they just insert the player name based on if the name fits musically or the chant is generally about a defining characteristic of the player? If every beloved star gets their own unique chant who comes up with them and why don't we have chants for Vince, Colt, Ricky, Earl etc? Is this just a UK thing? And speaking of, how many countries are in this country?
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    All of them seem to be gigantic assholes. Philip making the crack about the Thatchers showing up in pajamas. Edward and Andrew are spoiled brats that need a good ass beating. Same as Charles, except at least the two younger brothers can stand up straight. Anne seems the least spoiled of the bunch, which isn't saying much.
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    Welcome to the hygienic side. I was you 3 years ago. Of all the things this board and its predecessor have done, I rank my clean asshole at the very top.
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    Prepping for a colonoscopy and my bidet is a lifesaver. The doc will probably be stunned at how unchapped my starfish is.
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    So LSU finally gets a shot at who they really wanted 4 years ago and we graciously negotiate the buyout they would owe us down by 50% in order to make it happen. Let's do this, the rare win-win for all parties.
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    So, likely?

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