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  1. Not a cat
    Isn't the case this year but give it a year and it will be.
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    Maybe this should go in the urban or bust thread, but the two non urban coaches I've seen mentioned as the most realistic choices (franklin and fleck) are 0-4 and have looked like dog shit in the process. To put it in surly terms, it's 1:50 am, last call was just announced, we're drunk and horny, and there is exactly one hot chick in the bar.
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    Well there went just even more leverage to urban (not that threatening to hire fleck instead of him was going to scare him much). Price is now 11 MM.
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    Herman promised us alignment and damn if he didn't deliver.
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    In a nonserious manner, just like the guy that jokingly suggests a threesome with his wife and her hot friend after a couple of drinks.
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    That's not a middle daughter thing, that's a daughter thing.
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    We're currently doing the junior high dance to avoid public rejection. Something like passing urb a note that says "If I asked you to the dance and offered you 10 mm per year, would you go as my date? Circle one- yes, no, maybe." That's my total reading of tea leaves, I have no actual information.
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    So it's basically just kept in a storage facility in Ann Arbor?
  10. Not a cat
    I was there but don't recall seeing any flyover...
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    At this point, would it honestly make it any worse?
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    There's one I can think of. And God help us all if that happens.
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    Other than paying players and steroids...Look, I'd take Dabo in a heartbeat (spoiler alert-it ain't happening) but let's not act like he's a saint. It's weird but every proven winner out there has a burning desire to win and also a few skeletons in his closet.
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    Maybe I dreamt this in my head Crabtree style, but I could swear last fall after the Turtle shit the bed again, posters in the know said he was given very clear, concrete goals for 2020 in order to keep his job. It was never exactly clear to me what these goals were but they seemed to be actual stretch goals and not layups- something like crush OU, win conference, make playoffs, not be in bottom 10% in penalties, etc. If that's the case, then why is firing herman even a question still? And please don't say covid, it's not like that only hit central texas sparing other programs from disruption.
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    I am definitely not on the franklin train, but putting yourself in CDC's shoes, hiring Franklin potentially solves his 2 biggest problems- 1) get rid of a coach everybody hates, and 2) get franklin to tell the players to sing the eyes. Notice that win championships and skull fuck the rest of college football is not in that top 2. We're gonna fuck this up, aren't we?
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    Fuck it. He should win 2 here just to be sure.
  17. Not a cat
    Put a warm compress on it and lance it. Also, Italians make the best bagmen.
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    This thread hits close to home. I just had to tell my daughter my income for her college apps. Not sure if she's disappointed in my lack of ambition or shaking her head that I continually complain about relatively small expenses when in fact we are not below the poverty line.
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    Did Rogers take a shit on pirate's desk? How was he not playing over Costello, who is fucking awful.
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    Tom Herman is the problem. All this has irritated and upset him.
  22. Not a cat
    I do.
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    I don't get this- if urban were in a tradition and resource rich school in fertile recruiting territory he wouldn't need to cheat. You mean schools like OSU and Florida? Having said that, fuck it, I'm all in on urban. But let's go in with eyes wide open and not act like our setup is somehow miles above his previous 2 employers and all he'd need to do is show up.
  24. Not a cat
    Trey, why you wash yo dick in the sink?
  25. Not a cat
    This man went to SMU. He can get us a dead hooker or five.

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