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Not a cat

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  1. This. Without doing the humblebrag list of credentials, my academically oriented daughter (non Calif resident, no pics) applied to UCLA, Berkeley, Davis, SD and SB. Got waitlisted at the first 2. She ended up at UCSB and when she was last home she said that it is the best thing that ever happened to her. We were laughing saying what the hell did those schools want you to do, cure cancer? As I told her, it's not like you were choosing between Tech and UT. I think the closest analogy in Texas would be choosing between Rice and UT, except UT is on a damn beach with perfect weather.
  2. Now imagine Johnson &Johnson is white.
  3. For a balding mongloid with the intelligence of a turnip, Jimmy gets pretty good ass.
  4. I'm guessing big titted Latinas don't make it up to Ohio much.
  5. You fucking one bridge having town. Once a year or so I like to rewatch the takedown of the Philly audience just to remind me of how powerful not giving a fuck really is.
  6. Remember Morganna the kissing bandit? She claimed she was kicked out of a supermarket once for trying to weigh her rack using those fruit scales. Can't post a link, but I read that when I was a boy and it really stuck with me for some reason.
  7. Gosling reaction in lower right corner above.
  8. Wouldn't she have to steal it from Rock first, though?
  9. To some extent, but I have a friend that went to Harvard who proudly recounts his junior year when he finally got laid.
  10. Holy shit, completely missed that.
  11. I wouldn't be surprised if fetal alcohol syndrome is a huge problem among the conscripts.
  12. Found a pic of mooseoutfront...
  13. So for the non basketball junkies on here like me, what the hell happened in that VCU final four run? Did some VCU guard start hitting 80% from 3s for 4 games while each opponent lost their star to injury? I can't fathom how shaka made the final four with a small school. It's like me banging Salma Hayek, theoretically possible but still mind bottling (sic).
  14. I think she's doing a pretty good job. She's really good at the aggressive nodding of the head when she's saying something that she knows is total bullshit. As if she's also trying to convince herself it's true.
  15. So last place gets their money back, right?
  16. I believe the correct term is person of service.
  17. Who the fuck has 1000 personal staff? Maybe that's normal for heads of state but that seems like a lot. Of course I don't even have a maid so might be out of touch with the .01%.
  18. Not a kitten (son's picks) UConn 5 Msu 7 Indiana 12 (tie break) Texas 6 ISU 11 SDSU 8 Mich 11 Illinois 4
  19. For some reason I read the tiebreaker as having to be an entirely new 9th team. Which appears to be wrong. Removing wiscy and adding Houston as my tiebreaker.
  20. Going into Russian court w a blue and yellow necklace. She does have balls, I'll give her that.
  21. UConn 5 UCLA 4 Iowa 5 Lsu 6 Houston 5 San Francisco 10 Arkansas 4 St Mary's 5 Tie- Wisconsin 3
  22. The Ukranian Guernica.
  23. You bastard. As I walk into the gates of hell, Hitler will walk up and say "don't feel bad I laughed at it too."
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