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Better Call Saul: Season 6
Watching season 5. Nacho has perfected the facial expression of you've got to be fucking kidding me. Just conveys his thoughts perfectly.
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Elite private schools and college admissions
Just got news from my daughter at UCSB that everyone gets instate tuition for summer school. I'm obviously thrilled, but is that normal? I told her she should work at Ralph's for 9 months of the year, only go to summer school and graduate at 30.
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Vintage menu
And what the hell is an old age tax? Did places used to charge seniors more?
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Vintage menu
My grandmother told a story of how on her first date with my grandfather in the 30's he tried to flop it out by casually paying with a 50. Well, she didn't phrase it exactly that way, but you know what I mean. Apparently, it worked.
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Elite private schools and college admissions
I've worked with some badass Harvard lawyers and plenty of Harvard dipshits, too. But I've met only one competent Yale grad. Hell, I hardly run across many Yalies in private practice, I figure they all go into teaching or government work. True story from my days as a pup at big law. Get called into IP partner's office, saying I need to draft an asset purchase agreement for a client. Start asking all the obvious questions I'm gonna need before I discover that client is selling a used Ford Explorer. I did manage to convince her that negotiating an APA was not the cost effective way to go here.
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Mount Rushmore of Texas Message Board Posters
The sorority thread was over 20 years ago. Not that I feel old or anything.
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Mount Rushmore of Texas Message Board Posters
SynTex? I think it was I'm stunned, I'm pissed, it's mack brown.
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Yellowstone
Well they showed the rancher finding him and presumably he rescued him.
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Netflix Recommendations
You can get an STD from watching someone jack off?
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Yellowstone
So I binged all 4 seasons over the last few weeks. General comment- Beth is just an unlikeable bully. I get they want to create a strong woman role, but a strong woman is not an asshole to the help just because she can be. On season 4, they kind of dropped the whole storyline of Kayce dropping the asshole easement owner in the cattle guard. That did not seem like the type of guy to suddenly have an epiphany that he was wrong all along and should have shared the easement with the rancher. He's the guy that's immediately pressing kidnapping and abuse of power charges against Kayce and raising hell in the media and courts.
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Elite private schools and college admissions
All this talk scares the hell out of me for my youngest who's a junior in HS. Smart enough kid but he'd honestly rather play sports, hang with his boys and chase tail. Reminds me a lot of a kid I used to know except he doesn't have the advantage of graduating high school in Texas in the 1980s from a semi-rural public school where a grasp of basic literacy put you in the top 10%.
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Elite private schools and college admissions
This. Without doing the humblebrag list of credentials, my academically oriented daughter (non Calif resident, no pics) applied to UCLA, Berkeley, Davis, SD and SB. Got waitlisted at the first 2. She ended up at UCSB and when she was last home she said that it is the best thing that ever happened to her. We were laughing saying what the hell did those schools want you to do, cure cancer? As I told her, it's not like you were choosing between Tech and UT. I think the closest analogy in Texas would be choosing between Rice and UT, except UT is on a damn beach with perfect weather.
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The Texas Two-Step: Johnson&Johnson Declares Bankruptcy
Now imagine Johnson &Johnson is white.
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Yellowstone
For a balding mongloid with the intelligence of a turnip, Jimmy gets pretty good ass.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
I'm guessing big titted Latinas don't make it up to Ohio much.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
Full transcript in all its glory
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
You fucking one bridge having town. Once a year or so I like to rewatch the takedown of the Philly audience just to remind me of how powerful not giving a fuck really is.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
Remember Morganna the kissing bandit? She claimed she was kicked out of a supermarket once for trying to weigh her rack using those fruit scales. Can't post a link, but I read that when I was a boy and it really stuck with me for some reason.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
My ex used a mattress scale.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
Gosling reaction in lower right corner above.
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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment
Wouldn't she have to steal it from Rock first, though?
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Top 50 Party Schools
To some extent, but I have a friend that went to Harvard who proudly recounts his junior year when he finally got laid.
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Hulu - The Dropout
Holy shit, completely missed that.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I wouldn't be surprised if fetal alcohol syndrome is a huge problem among the conscripts.
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Off Grid Alaska
Found a pic of mooseoutfront...