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  1. Not a cat
    Urban as our coach or Phoebe in her prime? I must be getting old, but I'll take urban.
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    Good thing he's got Aflac.
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    Why wouldn't he? Pretty much same setup as Texas but shittier location but with an administration that's committed to winning. I'd argue that if his sole motivation is to get that title at a third school, Oklahoma is a better fit. We better hope Mrs. Meyer really hates the thought of living in OKC.
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    As an old can someone tell me what the three ninja emoticon means? Good holy shit, bad holy shit, or just holy shit in general?
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    Campbell leaving all 3 timeouts on the board while louisiana was going up by 2 scores late in the fourth was Hermanesque. Don't want that guy making gameday decisions for us.
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    Hey CDC, quit being a pussy and hire me now.
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    Watching the Clemson game this weekend I was struck with how Dabo immediately took the blame for the decision to try the long field goal right before half. No "well he makes those in practice", or "he just didnt get it high enough" or any other throwing players or assistants under the bus. Just a simple "I screwed up, we shouldn't have kicked that. It was dumb." Now how do you think turtle would have handled that interview? Playing for that fuckface has got to be such a beating.
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    Done, herman fired? Done, urban hired? Please say both.
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    Why do that? Unless he has a lifetime winning percentage he's looking to protect, seems him actually coaching gets the process moving even quicker than sitting in the press box.
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    This. Every D1 coach since about 1975 has had a weekly coaches tv show. What additional LHN obligations does herman have?
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    I was thinking the misdirection weak side swing pass to him but I think his head explodes in the huddle if we call that. Plus we'd already burned them once on it.
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    It's his current wife, Heather. Can't find great pics online but she does ads in the twin cities where they displayed.
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    In his defense, she did have a massive rack.
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    Do you have actual inside intel or are you just reading tea leaves? Not doubting you, but I just want to believe hope is around the corner.
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    I think about this a lot lately, along with what if Mack hadn't fucked us with the saban hire. In the colt alternate reality, we would still have sucked in 2010 because Mack had been too busy playing mayor of Austin instead of competent recruiting. But if Mack rides off into the sunset and lets muschamp take the fall, maybe we hire saban in 2014 anyway. It's maddening the amount of bad luck and self inflicted fuck ups that got us to this place.
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    This. I liked our OT chances of sam versus rattler at the end of the game especially given his turnover problems. But the second OT was the time to do it.
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    I apologize for these assholes asking for pics of your daughter It's rude. Just post some younger pics of mom and we'll extrapolate.
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    This right here. And the original response is exactly why Mack shit all over any saban hiring. Rather than doing what was best for the program or the kids, all he cared about was protecting his legacy. And you better believe that having saban come in and start winning immediately would not have made Mack look good after that 2010-2013 stretch. I'd say the last 7 seasons have gone about exactly as Mack hoped. TLDR- fuck Mack and his thin skinned ass.
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    I just rewatched the very first head explosion of Raynar (season 2, episode 1 50:00) and the person that should be there is not visible at that meeting. Where was the person, or was that explained and I missed it?
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    Stop. You had me at hello.
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    How does that work in practice? Do you go to one giant BMD and ask for 25 million, or ask 25 different ones to root around in the couch cushions for a million each? I'm obviously not a BMD, but I'd believe that with Tom's abrasive personality and dismal performance that every single BMD is sick of his shit. We've got to have dozens of them, even if the price of crude is low.
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    Michigan? That ain't happening. Urban has a restaurant with a private dining room called the 7-0 room, in honor of his record vs michigan. No way Michigan hires him. Plus they're administration is a lot like ours and loves the smell of their own farts and feel they're above hiring him. Bama is unlikely solely because he'll be following in the footsteps of Saban who'll get all the credit. Same with Clemson. He wants a traditional power that can win now but is starved for success. That's in order 1. ND (he's named after a pope, that's his first choice by default), 2. Texas, 3. USC, 4 OU. Maybe OU is above USC solely because he'd get to depants herman for a year or two
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    There's actually a name for this- the Flutie Effect. The year after he won the Heisman, apps to BC soared. As far as my caption entry- "hey Tom, can you please shave next year? The stubble is hell on my nuts"
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    You know how I know you've never been to the TCU campus?
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    Saban didn't leave LSU for Bama, he left it for the NFL, got kicked in the nuts a couple of years and realized hey coaching with a decided talent advantage is a lot easier. I'm racking my brain trying to come up with someone that voluntarily left a program (i.e. not a foot in your ass on the way out like Jimbo) they won a national championship with in order to go to another college program. It just doesn't happen.

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