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Not a cat

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  1. When you're fucking with smaller dudes and they calmly ask each other which one they want, that's about when alarm bells should be going off in your head that something has just gone horribly wrong for you.
  2. Unfortunately, we've played them twice in my lifetime. We will not speak of the first time, but bob stoops can eat a bowl of dicks.
  3. Also anecdotal on my part, but I think the majority of iowa/iowa state fans would cheer for us against the other. It's not a Texas/ou or Mich/osu level of hate but it's there. One ISU fan I know realized that he was being charged something like 65 cents a month for the big 10 network on his cable package. He called and said he would never watch it and please remove it. When the cable company explained what a package was he started just sending in his monthly payment with .65 deducted and a little note. Now that's a commitment level to college football rivalries I would not expect in the Midwest. And if we ever played Iowa you can bet he'd be doing the hook' em.
  4. So a michigan fan would cheer for OSU against us? I know a few Michigan grads and I can assure you your friends are the outliers.
  5. To be fair he went to the noted basketball powerhouse University of San Francisco. I mean, it's kind of like playing at Bama now, everyone is going to get a title just by showing up and putting on that Dons jersey.
  6. True. Even as appealing as it seems to have Richard Pryor playing Bart, I think the role needed to be played mostly straight. Just a kind of "can you believe this shit" look that Cleavon pulled off beautifully. I doubt Pryor plays Bart that way.
  7. Holy shit, John Wayne as the waco kid? I just can't see it.
  8. My parents took me to see this when I was 4. Papa notacat was nothing if not thrifty and I assume a kids ticket was cheaper than a babysitter. The only things I appreciated were the farts around the campfire and mongo knocking out a horse. It wasn't until many years later I watched again and appreciated its true genius.
  9. Just curious, if Michigan and Texas are in your second tiers of public schools, who do you have in the first tier? I admit I'm biased about Texas, and certain rankings do have us in the 10-15 range, but I don't think I've ever seen Michigan ranked as anything other than top 3-5 public.
  10. Doesn't care, he can just play with his own tits.
  11. Dude, I think leslie jones sucks shit through a straw. I was laughing that you felt the need to say I'm not anti-black when talking about someone not being funny. It's like saying I'm not anti-semitic but that goldstein is just not good with money. Anyway, just struck me as funny. No offense intended.
  12. It's ok, you don't have to get all PC, everybody knows black people just aren't that funny. Other than Richard Pryor. And Eddie Murphy. Oh and maybe Chris Rock. Perhaps Dave Chapelle, too. And every single black person's twitter account. But those are the exceptions that prove the rule.
  13. This weekend I watched What Happened to Monday, a dystopian sci-fi movie. It's not Blade Runner or anything, but it kept the interest of me and my 16 year old boy who has the attention span of a gnat.
  14. I'd also like to announce I may not want to hook up with these middle aged divorced moms any longer and am now turning eyes towards hot recent college grads.
  15. The impression I got was of a middle class family leveraged to the hilt to give the appearance of living the good life. Just a hunch on my part, given how douchy dad was (talk about apple not falling far).
  16. So his first commitment was in 2012 to Washington when he was in the 8th grade or so? What kind of an idiot made that offer? Oh, shit.
  17. I had no idea that tokyo rose was straight outta Compton. Now that's a good bit of trivia.
  18. How much were you drinking if you couldn't tell the difference between Stan Thomas and Ken Hackemack?
  19. Didn't blacklab have a heart attack a couple of years back? It's all starting to make sense.
  20. Nature abhors a vacuum, women abhor a content man. I'm not exactly sure why or the evolutionary origin of it but I've seen it far too much to doubt it's true.
  21. Used to live in Parker, so this hits close to home. Don't remember any strip clubs but it was a while ago.
  22. Too much Shoresy would get old, but damn if I don't laugh my ass off every time he's on.
  23. Was watching the Sark introduction and he mentioned working on it with meetings and a sponsor. How does someone that is famous in their community go about unloading at meetings? I mean I know there's the central theme of everything is confidential but I'd imagine they'd still be hesitant to unload when everyone there knows who they are and they're a very public figure. I imagine this is something actors, politicians, athletes and coaches run up against. Do they just have smaller more exclusive groups of similarly situated folks? And yes, I realize this is a dumb question but I'm genuinely curious.
  24. If you consider the bathroom I'm using all week at my friend's ranch house as a random toilet, then yes. And it was sent there via Amazon by a fuck buddy when I told her that the only thing I hate about boy's weekend is missing my bidet, but I figured that was extraneous to the whole point.
  25. There are only 10 touches allotted for Arizona players per game. Bijan squeezed him out.
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