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    Sometimes? Unless she just caught you balls deep in her sister's ass, this is the correct approach. Disclaimer- I'm divorced so I may not be the best person to take marital advice from.
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    I immediately check on a link when I see the louisville cheerleader icon because I'm morbidly curious to see who's in trouble. I also get that general feeling of relief when you hear Dad yelling and you realize one of your siblings fucked up and not you.
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    I have insurance
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    The shooter looks 10 years old in the video. Both the height and the running style it definitely looks like a preteen to me.
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    Not sure what lesson he's teaching there but perhaps he had a plan. I remember vs Mizzou in 2011 we were down by 12, 4th and 6 from inside our own 20 with 3 minutes left and Mack punted. Giving up when you still have a non zero chance to win is a good way to piss off your fans and team.
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    He might be getting some heat for his giving up and refusing to use timeouts on that last drive. That's from the couple of isu fans texting me at least. I know I'd be pissed
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    I think they hid her face in the flashback just for the big reveal from the old Black lady. I think they pretty clearly laid out who liberty is.
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    Speaking of the finale of season 1... I've never done karate but basic physics tells me that a double kick from a one armed handstand would have no power. It's like the writers said hey we need a new unattainable, never been done crane kick for this generation.
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    That stormfront is not just some sassy girl but is a fucking psycho?
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    Bonus points if you can name the Arkansas OC for that game.
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    Who said kyler had no talent on here? The poster I quoted that said rattler was a far better prospect than Kyler and that it wasn't even close.
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    Tommy in a body bag. They really went there. And I'm hoping HBO picks this up eventually just so we can see more of Miguel's mom.
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    A high school kid that wouldn't fuck a woman over 30? I mean, I thought I did ok for myself but if you were swimming in so much poon you were turning down perfectly good 30 year old snatch, It salute you.
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    Kyler was a five star, at least in some rankings I saw at the time. High enough that we collectively wet our pants when we found out he was secretly visiting us right before signing day. Rattler was highly ranked too, but let's not act like Kyler was some no-talent raw stone that the head dick gobbler polished into a diamond.
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    First 3 episodes are out now. If you liked first season, you'll like this. One minor bitch- no spoiler but a character mentions Don Larsen's no hitter in game 5 of the 1956 world series. Technically true, but it was also a freaking perfect game.
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    I watched the game in a bar in corpus. I remember when he took his helmet off a bunch of people saw the dreds for the first time and were a little shocked. That was only for Jamaican reggae singers back then. Dude definitely started a trend.
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    On QB1, he sure went out of his way to be a dick to his backup and always try to remind him he wasn't as good, even though the backup got a Michigan offer. Not exactly the actions of a good teammate or an alpha that is secure in his alphaness. He passed up Tate as douchiest IMO. Sure part of that might be that he went to OU, but he's undoubtedly in the top 2.
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    Miguel: Sensei, I need your help with this girl. Johnny: Is she hot? M: She's smart J: hot? M: and fun. J: hot? M: and yes she's really hot. J: nice!
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    In season 1 and loving it. Johnny's reaction when the girl talks about being cyberbullied cracked me up. Just when you think he's turning a corner.
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    Man's been married to a drunk for a long time. He'll laugh at this in hindsight, once he's free.
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    Good advice ROFL, thanks. I'll make sure to get quality brand so the next guy doesn't have to deal with this shit for a while. If it makes you feel better, I'm not in Texas- I'm so far north this heat island effect you speak of is of no concern to me. Here's the damn house. It's kind of a cream with brown edging and gutters. Feel free to photoshop dicks on it but I draw the line at any virtual sooner logo graffiti. We live in a society, damn it.
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    God damn math nerds and their attention to detail. You're right.
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    The Minnesota Freedom Fund about now...
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