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    While I'm at it I'll see if I have a pic of my teenage daughter standing in front of the house. I need a bunch of degenerates critiquing both.
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    Funny you mention that. My ex wife's place has green shingles and I always notice them while waiting in the driveway to pick up the kids. Wasn't sure if it was some negative association with the homeowner that made me dislike it, or it was just ugly. Why not both gif. Thanks for all the replies, very helpful. And yes, I'm aware the roof isn't "free", but it's much shorter than saying the marginal cost of this specific home improvement to my pocketbook, after considering the payment of the deductible, is well below market cost.
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    He played a pretty good Hitler, too. I'm definitely a fan (of Waititi, not Hitler).
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    I just got some pretty significant hail damage, so free roof and gutters. Roofer is asking me what color for the asphalt shingles and gutters. I couldn't give 2 shits, as long as it's not dayglo yellow or something crazy, so I'm inclined to stick with the current color of brownish shingles and brown gutters since it seemed to work before. My only consideration is I'm selling the place in 3 years so is there some trendy roof color, or a color that will turn off potential buyers? I have never even noticed the color of a roof before when buying a home so I'm probably overthinking this but with all these home improvement reality shows who knows what buyers are considering these days.
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    My mom was at UT in 1961. Thankfully, she was not a Zeta. I'll put even money that someone on here is a lineal descendant of her and is shocked to find out Mom/Grandma/Aunt Suzie was churning butter on a dance floor in Mexico. Damn, I love the surl.
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    Since this thing hasn't been bumped since the second episode aired, I'm guessing it's not exactly a hit. I watched it only because I saw it as a suggestion while I was looking for something to watch. Who knew training camp with no pads is just boring? Note to realtors trying to sell high end property, do not point out snakeholes to potential buyers.
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    This man has been married a long time. Double digits for sure, but over 20 if I had to guess.
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    Any indication as to what she thought the S stood for?
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    Well played.
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    You wouldn't consider Mich and tOSU blue bloods? How many blue bloods are on your list, like 4? The most common definition I've seen has blue bloods at 7- TX, OU, ND, USC, Mich, OSU and Bama. But yeah, your point remains that we'd have a shitload more recent success on paper if we didn't have ou in our conference. But I don't think it'd be any easier in the big 10 east or SEC West.
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    Busty Ukrainian girl with a rich guy? Well, you see something new every day I guess.
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    Ok, now that makes sense. Thanks
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    Help me out here. I've read up on this and it's still not clicking why the extra rotation occurs- the sites I see simply say because the center of A is rotating around the center of B but I'm still not getting it. So if B rotated around A it would be 4/3? Sincerely, a liberal arts major
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    They're fraternal twins that due to superfecundation have different fathers, one is Danny Devito and the other is Arnold Schwarzeneger. They look nothing alike, so bartender grunts and gives each his drink.
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    There's some whores in this house is a catchy chorus. It's not hey Jude, but it's nice.
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    Alone

    Not a cat replied to futureman's topic in Movies and TV

    They had one of those popups saying that a mouse is 30 calories. You waste more than that setting up the trap, checking it and skinning the damn thing. Seems like a less than optimal strategy.
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    Was it my tone?
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    Said every husband ever. For all you guys having key problems, you ever thought about getting a tile locator fob for her keychain?
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    Alone

    Not a cat replied to futureman's topic in Movies and TV

    I'm not going to judge, as I'd probably shit my pants if I heard wolves howling near my camp all night, but I also don't think I'm Billy Badass. I was deer hunting in a blind one evening and I had unknowingly parked the 4 wheeler by a coyote den. It's unnerving as hell walking by all that howling in the dark, and I was carrying a rifle. I can't imagine being unarmed in the middle of nowhere with wolves howling.
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    I'm not aware of a generic first name for a balding middle aged dude with kids, but I'd be honored to lend my first name to it.
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    I'm going to be honest, I'm a big enough of a dumbass that the possibility of the chainsaw causing the palm tree to catch fire would not have occurred to me. But I'd be on the ground and running away. Anyone with enough expertise to climb a tree to cut it should probably know better.
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    I've heard both Ken and Kevin as the male version of Karen. It's definitely not Chad, which is the term for the good looking guy who gives zero shits and has sex with all the women.
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    I've heard both Ken and Kevin as the male version of Karen. It's definitely not Chad, which is the term for the good looking guy who gives zero shits and has sex with all the women.
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    Shit, my last semester in 91 it was $500. It more than doubled in the next 7 years apparently. I remember when I started on campus people were still pissed tuition had just gone up by 50%, from $8 an hour to $12.
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    Alone

    Not a cat replied to futureman's topic in Movies and TV

    Bonus strategy, Barbara parachutes in with the supplies. Though you'd have to hide her when the crew comes to tell you you've won.

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