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  1. How does that work in practice? Do you go to one giant BMD and ask for 25 million, or ask 25 different ones to root around in the couch cushions for a million each? I'm obviously not a BMD, but I'd believe that with Tom's abrasive personality and dismal performance that every single BMD is sick of his shit. We've got to have dozens of them, even if the price of crude is low.
  2. Michigan? That ain't happening. Urban has a restaurant with a private dining room called the 7-0 room, in honor of his record vs michigan. No way Michigan hires him. Plus they're administration is a lot like ours and loves the smell of their own farts and feel they're above hiring him. Bama is unlikely solely because he'll be following in the footsteps of Saban who'll get all the credit. Same with Clemson. He wants a traditional power that can win now but is starved for success. That's in order 1. ND (he's named after a pope, that's his first choice by default), 2. Texas, 3. USC, 4 OU. Maybe OU is above USC solely because he'd get to depants herman for a year or two
  3. There's actually a name for this- the Flutie Effect. The year after he won the Heisman, apps to BC soared. As far as my caption entry- "hey Tom, can you please shave next year? The stubble is hell on my nuts"
  4. You know how I know you've never been to the TCU campus?
  5. Saban didn't leave LSU for Bama, he left it for the NFL, got kicked in the nuts a couple of years and realized hey coaching with a decided talent advantage is a lot easier. I'm racking my brain trying to come up with someone that voluntarily left a program (i.e. not a foot in your ass on the way out like Jimbo) they won a national championship with in order to go to another college program. It just doesn't happen.
  6. No, the absolute worst case scenario is that, plus riley continues to trip on his dick, OU doesn't clutch their pearls about optics or winning the right way, and hires Urban. He will do unspeakable things to Turtle Tom, both in the cotton bowl and on the recruiting trail.
  7. Burnt, I wholeheartedly agree with you a change needs to be made and we need to swing for a proven commodity. But where in the holy hell are you getting the idea dabo would come here? He's got a pretty good gig right now and it's humming along quite nicely. The only chance he leaves is for Bama and that's because he went there. The list of proven winners that we can get here this season starts and ends with Urban. That's it.
  8. So, if I correctly recall the rumors last year, we had the big alums willing to come out of pocket to pay for Herman's firing but CDC gave herman one year with clearly defined goals to meet. So now, with yet another year of shitfuckery and obviously those goals not met, we can't get the BMDs to pay an even lower buyout? I don't see how covid affects our ability to fire his ass
  9. Tow truck driving. Set my own hours, stay physically active, meet interesting young people.
  10. Day before the bar exam, I said "fuck it, I'm done studying" and went to see this by myself. Don't know if it was the movie or the fact I was delirious, but I literally was sweating from laughing so much.
  11. Evidently usmc0331 knows his Tombstone quotes. Now I really hate him.
  12. Umm no. Not that I'm complaining. Big fan of a young woman's journey into self improvement.
  13. TLDR- other staffs game plan, we don't.
  14. Texas and Bama lines can't be right, can they? Convince me why we'll beat patterson by 16 when he has historically dragged his nuts over turtle Tom's face? Or that Bama won't win by 28 at home versus a mediocre aggy? What am I missing?
  15. Take that blasphemy to the unpopular opinions thread. But you're half right.
  16. I still can't get over how he takes pains to portray this big dick alpha male persona but actually turtles and plays not to lose. Someone did a nice psychological analysis on that a while back but whatever the cause, I'm sick of getting the lead and then playing like we're an underdog surprised we have it.
  17. Kind of like tech and swtsu back in my day having hot chicks. See a pattern?
  18. And how in the hell do you get a fox out of a wire snare without getting your arm chewed off? That guy made it look like he was handling the family pet.
  19. Just finished season 7. Really impressed w Callie, she was a tough chick. Roland annoyed me from the very first episode. I figured he'd be knocked out early, as most of the cocky big talkers tend to be.
  20. Well, I missed that. That'll work.
  21. What would his superhero name be? Captain Cialis, the Viagra Avenger, Cockman, Shaft?
  22. This guy is a straight shooter with management potential.
  23. This reminds me of something from the ex- "passive aggressive" was anytime you didn't agree to do something she wanted. Ex- I told my parents we'd be spending the weekend with them. Me- I don't want to do that and especially not when you commit me to do something without checking with me first. Ex- geez, quit being so passive aggressive!
  24. Just one.
  25. With ND in a conference, Pac sitting out, and no real out of conference games, it's pretty obvious where the 4 playoff spots will be alloted.
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