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  1. You’ve been here more than long enough to know that anything that happens anywhere (but especially central Texas) is always roughly one degree of separation from surly… and on a totally unrelated note… that you don’t accept an invite from Nicole to hit up some bars on Rainey St.
  2. Plebs… I just hover my helicopter over my yard for a bit
  3. Cool fucking stories, you dorks. Wonder how many thousands of times they’ve bored the shit out of people while retelling those heroic tales at parties where the hosts regretted inviting them.
  4. Jazz Jars would be a top notch band name for a jazz band made up of self-aware 2%ers
  5. Huh. My dad used to always refer to me as a buckeye Oh…
  6. Wait… possibly their most “famous” actor grad is a dude who played a closeted redneck that got honeydicked and repeatedly raw-dogged by an openly gay FBI agent behind closed doors? So fitting.
  7. Aggy Pat is just following the Lucci/Looch44 method… manipulate the numbers and twist the narrative so that aggy is better than evil tu in their rankings until overwhelming facts and stats make it impossible to do so, and then just discontinue said rankings without notice or explanation.
  8. I’m picking up what you’re putting down…
  9. Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?
  10. I’ll be honest… much like graham harmon, I don’t really know just what it is
  11. Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious
  12. My post would literally say the exact same thing. All of it. Even the Italian immigrant dad, Jewish step-dad, Mexican step-mom stuff. But seriously, I’d love for a legitimate 3rd party to jump into the mix and break up the “us vs them” mindset the nation has now, and force both sides to rein it in and work together a little more. But that’s not going to happen.
  13. Cool. Now do the rocks on women’s fingers/necks and watches on men’s wrists just in the luxury suites at Texas games, and then add the value that they don’t have to look like fucking dorks wearing class rings to surpass the aggy number
  14. China, crab-people den, finished-out sex dungeon… I don’t know. I just need to know what the goal is because my sanity can’t handle digging a hole that never has a finish line
  15. You should write excavation erotica… after you finish the goddamned hole already
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