Stinkpalm

Uh, DUH!! Only the biggest steal of the draft! Baltimore took J-Mad in the third... a guy that MANY thought was a first rounder! MANY!

I’ve stressed to my wife many times that I want to be cremated. The cost of embalming, buying a casket and plot, and all other funeral services has gotten out of hand. It cost 20k to bury my father, who had already bought his burial plot long ago (and was not included in the 20k figure). Put my ass in a cardboard box, cremate me, and throw the ashes in a yeti bottle. Who honestly visits a gravesite often enough to make it worth the costs vs visiting a site where ashes were spread for free anyway? Not that I’m in the demographic, but I may have to remind her of that again just in case.

It should come as no surprise that most of the comments I’ve seen from the “influenza kills more people and the media is driving the frenzy” crowd had been from the aggy folks that I know. There are several that have made it their life’s mission to let everybody know that this is all overblown and anybody worried about catching/carrying this is just being manipulated by the media. It’s been non-stop through Facebook or text groups. I don’t give a shit, aggy. I’m young and in good health.. I know I won’t die or likely even be hospitalized by this. I still don’t want to pass it on to my elderly, compromised parents or in-laws... or any other person that may fit the bill. Even if they have a good chance of survival, the thought of them spending several weeks in icu or on a ventilator is not something I care to think about. They’re so damned caught up on only trying to push the lower than initially advertised, and only for old people death rate narrative. I honestly can’t understand why they’re on such an unwavering crusade, other than that it’s the current company line they’re being fed over at texags. It’s quite annoying. And as said above, and as much as it pains me to agree with anyone on the hell hole that is texags, we are half assing this lockdown. It worked (presumptively) in China because people were afraid to leave their residences for anything... or were more likely, locked in. Here, most of the population is dumb/ignorant and ignore most of the warnings/orders out in place because their way of life is more important that some silly virus. While any amount of people staying home or avoiding interactions will help slow the spread, to truly “flatten the curve”, it takes full buy-in from the nation... or enforcement of temporary orders in the event that people don’t buy in. You can’t have people half-assing it if you’re taking the risk of tanking the economy to halt it. It’s whole-ass or nothing. And our idiot population is not taking it seriously enough to whole-ass it

I thought you said you posted a pic of her without him.... (squints).... oh, my bad

This shit right here. There was a group of about 40 strong at the lake today, having a cookout and crowding around a picnic shelter. I was so pissed, I almost fired the communal handle of 2 Stars at them that my 9 buddies and I had just polished off in the parking lot. Idjits.

Have had a runny nose for about 5 days now, and yesterday started feeling the first tickles in my throat with light sneezing. Woke up today with a raw throat and moderate phlegmy coughing. No fever, aches, or shortness of breath at this point. Never had allergies and received the flu shot this year. Everything points to a common cold, but guess I’m not going anywhere for a while just in case. Probably going to have a lifetime supply of flies tied when all is said and done.

Yup. My first thought as well. If it gets that desperate... gas grill with a side burner, fridge/freezer for the garage, paper plates/plastic utensils, and wash the pots and pans with the garden hose. A kitchen isn’t absolutely necessary to cook all your meals at home, albeit more convenient. Just gotta think outside the box

*FBS... but really, who in here would actually be surprised if aggy tried to schedule 10 FCS games in a season?

Speaking of... err... ding dong ditch. I got in a lot of trouble in 4th grade for using the no longer accepted name for the game. Mind you, I was not raised in a racist household, and had no idea that the n-word was a derogatory word... or that it even was a real word at all. I had never heard that word used anywhere outside of the act of knocking on doors and hauling ass. I thought that n-knocker was all one word and that it was a random made-up word for the game. So when someone knocked on our classroom door, and nobody was at the door upon my teacher opening said door, I had no idea the world of trouble I was getting myself into when I stood up a yelled “it was a n-knocker!” It took me 10+ years before I finally realized why I was sent to the principal’s office for that. Also, my teacher did not chase down the responsible party and kill them on that occasion.

them aggy unis are piss yellow. I wonder why. Fun fact: They were white before being issued

Bring in an extra large bell with a Taco Bell wrap on it?

Mike leach has fought tooth and nail, and is still waiting on his money from Tech. No damn way slimy aggy ever acquiesces and pays Fisher when he gets fired “for cause”.

Huzzah! Not at all what I expected to see when this thread bumped, but I’m fully gruntled

Keep Tom Herman’s unborn knuckle children out of your mouth and off of this thread, you goddamn penis-breathed mother fucker! I’ll only ask you nicely this one time.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ticket-top-10/id1368713096?i=1000453932290 Not sure if this will play here or not, but was listening to the musers a while back and Gordo interviewed this aggy while wireless at the trump rally. This goober was a walk-on that still wears his “championship” ring from 2010. Fun starts around 4:28

Sweatergod, thought this was in reference to the main campus. Should’ve known better though, as the main campus is still an embarrassment to the system

Went to the Ft Worth Oktoberfest today after the aggy game had ended. The place was infested with aggy. While standing in line to get some food, a group of aggy walks up behind us. They had apparently been getting trash talked about their shitty game (they were decked out in aggy gear) by a TCU fan, bc they were muttering to themselves their retort that they were obviously too nutless to say to the apparent shit-talker’s face at the time. Conversation between them went almost verbatim: aggy1 to aggy group “Don’t let that distract you from the fact that they lost to Kansas last year” aggy2 “Don’t let that distract you from the fact that tu lost to Kansas” aggy3 “And Maryland”. I feel like I don’t need to mention that these guys looked exactly what you’re imagining a group of aggy would look like, but I’m going to anyway, because holy hell they were straight out of a thujone masterpiece. My drunk ass couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably as they tried to console themselves about scraping out a dogshit win over an abysmal arky team, and amongst themselves in their safe space instead of to the person who had put them in their tizzy. My wife wasn’t paying attention to their conversation, so she looked at me like I had lost my mind. They really showed THAT guy! AND mean old tu! Keep living in years passed, aggy... 1939 wasn’t THAT long ago...

I envy her cousins

The math checks out

Very classy of you to choose to not do it off of her dick

I get it. I get things... He looked... serviceable. Not gonna run through guys as he’s pretty light framed. Never looked like he was gonna break off a big run or make a big chunk of yardage by breaking though to the next level on his own, like trayveon seemed to do. That o-line is bad, and he wasn’t getting much if they didn’t open a big hole for him. That’s saying something when the other team is TX state.

‘Tis true, good sir. I always have it locked and loaded

Dammit...

Basically. Natural flow of the Guadalupe, with the rest of the original “lake bottom” becoming greenbelt. For McQueeny, the canals would become greenbelt for people cruise around in their UTVs most likely. The plan appears to be to file as many injunctions as possible to delay dewatering and give the communities time to assemble their own water authorities, but no way they will have enough time to accomplish that. Dewatering is going to happen, it’s just a matter of whether they’ll be able to assemble a water authority that can rebuild the dams and fill them back up. And as Relapse said, there’s a big price tag associated with that which would have to come from the home owners under that plan. Put simply, the outlook doesn’t look good that I’ll be putting around the lake with a Lodge-a-rita in hand again any time soon.

Appears GBRA has put out their decision, which is to dewater all their lakes one at a time starting September 16th and thereby returning them all to natural flow. Shitty. http://seguingazette.com/alert/article_e7b9582a-bf72-11e9-b73e-ff65a710dd97.html?fbclid=IwAR0KsaYhDlOiMJV9t5t2TQQSqAtmvDevgZ7kwJ1OpMSM_W44AI8IAF42RKw