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Stinkpalm

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  1. No aggy will EVER be that self aware That was RD having a little fun. He’s posted that exact same thing several times here in the past. Haven’t seen much of him here lately, so good to see he’s still kicking and that aggy didn’t finally succeed at snuffing him out
  2. Ps. Bonus points if you can find the gene chizik inspired feature that thujone helped design into the “lake”. Hint: it’s near the intersection of Towne Lake Pkwy and Tuckerton Rd.
  3. Sweet cross-shaped mud pit, aggy
  4. You have to turn the knob on your tv to 3 and then push the “up” button on the box above your tv to scroll through the channels until you see fuzzy, scrambled boobs. At that point, you’ve either found it or you’re getting close
  5. They fight a lot, but I hear their make-up sex is amazing
  6. I first read that as “smegmasaurus.” Pretty fitting, actually.
  7. In theory, you’ll be getting my sloppy seconds
  8. But what did they call turkeys and suitcases?
  9. For a duplex rental?? Pfft! Everyone on surly is in the seven figs club. We aren’t bring our 10s back to a duplex, brah
  10. I’d, uh... I’d still... let me just throw this out there... I have the weirdest boner right now and my curiosity is higher than my pants tent. Sssoooooo..... pics?
  11. My mind goes straight to Gilda Radner when I hear Harvey’s Bristol Cream
  12. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it was his phone that had the recording. I’ll go further out on that limb and say that he actually had her phone in his hand, not to snap a photo, but to look through her old texts to see who she was cheating on him with when the gun “accidentally” went off. A five pound trigger is not heavy, but it’s also not “light”. It takes an actual pull to set off a five pound trigger.
  13. I got his joke... I get jokes... he was joking, right?
  14. Ha! Thought my review had been filtered since it didn’t show up the day of posting it. Decided to ask a question since I thought my review got rejected and that one didn’t show up either, so I figured they knew I was trolling. Well today the shirt popped up as an ad on my phone so I thought I’d go check out the new “reviews” and mine are now there (SECready). Still awaiting an answer to my question though... https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/new-world-graphics-mens-texas-a-m-university-sec-illustrate-chain-t-shirt?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=carousel_productfeed&utm_content=SKU#repChildCatid=5516170
  15. I’ve learned in life that any time an aggy tells you something, believe that the exact opposite of what they say. It’s never steered me wrong.
  16. I mean, hell, he didn’t even win a single game at his first head coaching gig
  17. Ooh, look at the good eyes on Ghost over here...
  18. I don’t know why... but I believe him, yo
  19. Lulz. Let’s see if we can go 2 for 2. Submitted and awaiting review
  20. Lulz. It’s okay. Don’t worry, my little buttercup. You’ll have a plethora of opportunities to get other jokes.
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